Sex, drugs, rock n roll
Weed, speed, birth control
life's a bitch then you die
don't get drunk, just get high
Stoners live, stoners die
but in the end they all get high
Party hard, rock n roll
Drink a fifth, smoke a bowl
Pop some pills, snort some coke
smoke a blunt till you choke
life's a bitch then you die
Smoke some weed, and let's get high
Party hearty, rock and roll
drink a keg, smoke a bowl
we're the stoners, we've got class
fuck with us, we'll kick your ass
To all you preps who think you're cool
Well fuck right off cause stoners rule!!!

Stoner Etiquette

1. If someone smokes you up, you must smoke them up in the future. No one likes a mooch.
2. Whoever rolls/packs the bowl gets the first hit.
3. Whoever brought the weed gets the second hit. (If the person who brought the weed rolls/packs, they don't get two hits.)
4. Never break the rotation. If it's passed on the left, pass to the left. You can change the rotation when a new bowl is packed, however.
5. Never go to someone's house expecting to get smoked up.
6. If someone rolls a nice joint/blunt, complement them on it.
7. Don't spill the bong water!
8. If you do spill the bong water, clean it up, and refill the water
9. Don't complain about someone's weed. If you don't like it, don't smoke it.
10. Don't bogart the bowl.
11. Don't take multiple hits, unless it's agreed on and everyone's taking multiple hits (sometimes called "European Style").
12. Don't be stingy with your weed. If you've got weed, share the wealth. However, don't feel like you've got to smoke everyone up every time; it's your weed, and it's not cool if someone's always cutting into your stash
13. Never chug the bong water. That crap is just nasty.
14. Never use the excuse "I'm so high". It'll just make you sound like a dumbass, and people will think you're an idiot when you're stoned.
15. If someone asks for a sip of your drink, let them have one. Cottonmouth is a b-.
16. If you're taking a sip of someone's drink, don't take a huge gulp.
17. If you've got people over at your house, grab something to munch on. It doesn't have to be much - a bag of chips, some crackers, anything.
18. If you're at someone's house, always ask first before grabbing food. Don't just start grabbing stuff out of the cupboards, 'cuz. they've probably got better stuff to spend their money on (Like more weed).
19. Whoever's house it is, picks the music. Same for movies, TV. and the like.
20. Don't niggalip the joints. No one wants a soggy joint.
21. Don't pass a bitched bowl without letting the next person know it's bitched (i.e. "I think it might be bitched")
22. Don't cough into the pipe/bong.
23. For the love of God, don't drop the bowl/bong, especially if it's glass.24. If you're too stoned to light it, get someone else to help you. (And no, that doesn't mean you get free hits for lighting it).
25. Don't hold the bowl while telling a long story. Hit, then talk.
26. Don't annoy a stoned person. If they're chilling, don't come yell at them or try and mess with them.
27. When using a bong, clear the chamber before passing. Stale smoke blows.
28. Don't pack seeds or stems. Seeds give you headaches, can kill your high, and explode like popcorn.
29. If you're gonna cough, don't do it until you've passed the bowl.
30. If someone passes on a round, don't assume they're not smoking on the next one. Always offer them a hit.
31. If you're at someone's house, ask before lighting up a cig. Just 'cuz they smoke weed inside doesn't mean it's cool to smoke cigs inside.
32. Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high.
33. When someone is hitting, don't make them laugh.
34. When at someone's house, ask how they want you to ash the bowl. Don't just assume you can blow it out.
35. When buying weed, it's polite to roll a joint (even just a small one) with that person.
36. The best way to finish a roach is in a roach joint
37. It's nice if you can bring some munchies to a session. Don't count on other people to bring stuff for you.













GET CRUNK AND PARTY!!!


DONT DRINK AND DRIVE
JUST GET HIGH AND DRIVE