[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance/ husband/wife
[x] You have your own room.
[x ] You own a working cellphone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x ] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a pool in your backyard
total: 5
[x] You dress how you want to.
[x ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x] You dont cry more than twice a month (aka don't cry)
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
total: 8
[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace
[ ] You have pictures on myspace.
[ ] Your parents let you have a myspace
[x ] You get allowance or get money whenever you ask for it.( ahaha, it's really just money as my parents don't want me to have a job ... they think I should focus on school ...)
[ ] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to school (for the most part)
[x ] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[ x] You do something after school.(aka homework ...)
total: 4
[ ] you own a car/truck
[x ] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[x ] You are happy with your appearance (most of the time)
[ ] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[x] You have friends
total: 3
[x] you know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about many people.
[x ] You are happy with your life
[ ] You usually aren't sick.
[ ] You know more than one language
[x] You have a screen name.
[x ] You own a pet.
[x] you know the words to more than 5 songs.
[x] You don't have any enemies
[ ] You are happy where your living.
total: 7
total over all---> 27
x 3 = 81
101%+: A+
100-90%:A
89-80%:B
79-70%: C
69-60%:D
59-00%:F
repost saying "i got a _ in life"
So I got this in an email and I thought it was rather funny ...
A man takes the day off work and
decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he
notices a frog sitting next to
the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is
about to shoot when he
hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't
see anyone. Again, he
hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
at the frog and decides to
prove the frog wrong, puts the
club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the
cup. He is shocked. He says
to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the
man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one. The
man is befuddled and doesn't know
what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the
best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.
They go to Las Vegas
and the guy says, "OK frog, now
what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
approaching the roulette table, The man
asks, "What do you think I should
bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
$3000, black 6."
Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man
figures what the heck.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the
hotel. He sits the frog down and
says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful."
The frog replies,
"Ribbit KissMe."
He figures why not,
since after all the frog did for
him, he deserves it. With a
kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that,
your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room".
A wise man once said that culture is like an iceberg; the clothes, foods, languages, etc. are really just 20% of the iceberg. What's going on in the world today could just be a clash of cultures. If we are able to get to the depth, and understand the other 80% of the iceberg, and show tolerance, the world may be a little better ...
