Camping, Fishing, Going to the beach, Hiking, Sightseeing, Suntanning, Traveling
ME
anybody who has ever hung out with me knows just how true that little picture is
Never make someone your priority, when all you are to them is an option.!!..
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This is my tattoo...
IF Y0U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CkED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING "IF YOU HAD ME ALONE"
Push me, touch me, slip me, slide me.
Pull me close and whisper to me.
Grip me, grab me, hold me, stroke me.
Realize you can't be without me.
Feel me, dig me, need me, crave me.
Go with it you know you want me.
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Is anybody listenin tell me can you can see this God be surroundin me
Now it's gettin colder heavy on my shoulder and it's gettin hard to breathe
And it's gettin blury, I'm gettin worried cause it's gettin hard to see
When your lampin in the house of pain
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AND....
A recent study shows that 92% of young adults have turned emo.
repost this if you are one of the 8% who are still gangster as fuck.
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I can't help it these ones are just so cute...
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of
Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and
hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home
and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an
American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed
up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's
surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless
lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to
tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have colured money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
26. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
26. And we don't bomb our allies.
oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!
Ladies when life spits at you
you should just suck it up
and swallow
its less messy
When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and
Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head
and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on
the planet dreads
to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a
woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just
love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping
at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her
while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She
couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy
them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I
said, "Lets
get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair
of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She
must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started
to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet
when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine,
honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I
think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I
don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man
enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,
I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the
things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least
that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
All right girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you
disagree, repost it.
Men, repost this because you have balls
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DISLIKES
BITCH PLEASE don't ever call me again if you want to know my name that bad ask your BOYFRIEND he was the one screaming it when you were out of town ! ! !
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people that lie
people that pretend to care
people that treat other people like shit
people who make empty promises
people who fuck around with other peoples heads
people who hurt me and my heart
people who cause me to drink....to try and forget
....people....
