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My Forza 2 Car
Best Quotes Ever: From Grandmas Boy
Josh: She's a massage therapist!
Mover #2: Yeah, she'll massage your cock for money.
Mover #1: There's a word for that, I think it's hooker.
Josh: YOU'RE A HOOKER!
J.P.: Are you afraid of it?
Kane: No I just don't like techno.
J.P.: You would if you had robot ears
Alex: Anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for a while.
Dante: Whoa, I don't know, man. I got a business to run. This is like my office as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.
Alex: You're getting a lion?
Dante: Yeah.
Alex: Why?
Dante: To protect my shit.
Alex: Never heard of a dog?
Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
Alex: Yeah, that's true.
Jeff: Your shit's weak!
Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.
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Josh: She's a massage therapist!
Mover #2: Yeah, she'll massage your cock for money.
Mover #1: There's a word for that, I think it's hooker.
Josh: YOU'RE A HOOKER!
J.P.: Are you afraid of it?
Kane: No I just don't like techno.
J.P.: You would if you had robot ears
Alex: Anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for a while.
Dante: Whoa, I don't know, man. I got a business to run. This is like my office as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.
Alex: You're getting a lion?
Dante: Yeah.
Alex: Why?
Dante: To protect my shit.
Alex: Never heard of a dog?
Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
Alex: Yeah, that's true.
Jeff: Your shit's weak!
Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.
Other good Quotes
Tampons are for pussies
Wow, she has nice tits, I wanna tity fuck her!
Wow, she has a nice ass, i wanna tity fuck her ass!