1)Let's Play Peral Harbour, You Lay Down and I'll Blow The Hell Out of You
2)Life is Like a Dick, When It Gets Hard, Fuck It!
3)Love is Like a Butterfly, Hold It Too Tight, It'll Crush, Hold It Too Loose, It'll Fly
4)Love is Like a Photo Negative….It Develops In the Dark
5)Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall the harder it is to get out!
6)Love Makes Life so Confusing but Without Love Would You Want to Live?
7)Lust Is When You Love What You See, Love is When Lust For What's Inside!
8)guys are Not Pigs…Pigs are Cute, Conciderate and Caring
9)Milk Does the Body Good but Damn How Much Did You Drink?
10)Monkeys are Cute and Fuzzy, Boys are Cute and Lazy!
11)Me, You, Whipped Cream, Handcuffs! No Questions?
12)My Life is Like an Egg…I'm Either Getting Smashed or Laid
13)My Mom Told Me Never Take Candy From Strangers, But Strangers Have the Best Darn Candy
14)My Teacher Said I could Become Anything So I Became Drunk!
15)Nice Pants, Can I Test The Zipper?
16)Nothing Is More Painful Then Realizing He Meant Everything to You and You Ment Nothing to Him
17)Notice Me? 'cause Your boyfriend is about too…
18) Lets play carpenter,first we get hammered then i nail you
19)Your so dumb,you brought a spoon to the super bowl.
20)bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.