10 REASONS TO DATE A HOCKEY PLAYER

1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls

2006 Stampede Challenge Champions Weeeeeoooooowww

2006-2007 Leduc Midget AAA rookie party + Me = death by a ravage dog and beer all night long

Quotes:
"When I wake up in the morning, I put my pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else. Only after that, i piss excellence."

"I don't got time for pain. The only pain I got time for, is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is."

"I know a game to play, it's called how much pain can you take, before you realize not to play games anymore."

"The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of a thousand men is a statistic."

"Fear is like a wildfire. If not confronted, it will consume you and everything around you."

"In war, there are no unwounded soldiers."

"Si vis pacem, para bellum." (If you want peace, prepare for war)


LISTEN IN SILENCE, HEAR A VOICE. HOW FAR ARE WE READY TO TAKE THIS?
LISTEN IN SILENCE, HEAR A VOICE. BEFORE IT ALL CRUMBLES.


SIN I DIDN'T CARE FOR, BUT A SIN THAT PAID MY DEBTS.
SIN THAT FED MY CHILDREN, BUT BURNED MY SMILES IN CIGARETTES.


BECAUSE THE MUSIC DO, AND THEN IT'S REACHING,
INSIDE YOU, FOREVER PREACHING, FUCK YOU TOO,
YOUR SCREAM'S A WHISPER, HANG ON YOU,
TWISTED TRANSISTOR.


WHEN THE SOUND GOES BOOM, WHAT YA GONNA DO,
MAKE A MAKE A MOVE, MOTHERFUCKER,
WHEN THE SOUND GOES BOOM, WATCH OUT I'M BACK.


Unreal Lyrics:

"Liar"

My brother, you love her
But don't give up your instincts
Hang onto you know what
They'll be gone fast as you blink
They're trained to seduce you
Suck you dry quick as they can
They tried to reduce you
Now you're barely a man

Oh my God
How can you deny the flood
That's flowing through you

Hey you
You're saying that she's all that you desire
Liar
Hey you
You think you can throw water on this fire
Liar

It's not wrong to let go
And let the woman ride you
For fuck sake, don't lose touch
With the dog that's inside you
She wanted what you had
You bet she smelt the spore
Don't give up, fuck her up
One more time, slam that door

Oh my God
How can you deny the flood
That's flowing through you

Hey you
You're saying that she's all that you desire
Liar
Hey you
You think you can throw water on this fire
Liar

Oh my God
How can you deny the flood
That's flowing through you

Hey you
You're saying that she's all that you desire
Liar
Hey you
You think you can throw water on this fire
Liar

Oh my God
How can you deny the flood
That's flowing through you

BEER
Canada
Pure Ownage
People who are willing to fight, and die for their country
Hockey
X-box 360
Snowboarding
Music
AVENGED SEVENFOLD RULES
Condemned, fuckin sweet game
Kokanee
Coors
Cold Shots
Just Give the Goods
The Oilers

Bands-> Avenged Sevenfold, All That Remains, As I Lay Dying, In Flames, Tool, Disturbed, Killswitch Engage, Bullet for my Valentine, Bullets and Octane, Death by Stereo, Protest the Hero, Seether, Metallica, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Still Remains, 36 Crazy Fists, Senses Fail, The Haunted, Gwar, Iron Maiden, Atreyu, Dope, Dry Kill Logic, Machine Head, The Fatliners, Bleed the Sky, Bleeding Through, Korn, Darkest Hour, System of a Down, NONPOINT, Haste the Day............

-Waiting
-Rumors
-Wipe-outs
-Newbs
-nates
-people not part of the round table
-Crack
-Kennys dog that rapes my shit all the time
-The god damn Yankees
-Calgary Flamers
-people who dangle 3 (or more) people at the same time
-hookers

I hate it when people beak Oscar the grouch, and call him grumpy. I mean like they go right up to him and ask him why he's so grumpy. It's like "bitch i live in a fuckin trash can," "Im the poorest mother fucker on Sesame Street, and nobody's helpin me." And then people wonder why their kids grow up and step over homeless people like "Get it together grouch, get a job grouch." So never tell me how to get to Sesame Street, that is a terrible terrible place, i wouldn't go there if i knew the way. i mean who'd wanna live in a neighbourhood with fuckin six foot pigeons walkin around, Honestly.