YOU KNOW YOUR CANADIAN WHEN


1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".
2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped
my poutine, on the chesterfield."
3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
4. You drink Pop, not Soda.
5. You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"
6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for
your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.
7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical
group.
11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion &
more, are Canadians.
13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
14. You know what a touque is.
15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always
pronounced "Zed".
17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6
pages for hockey.
18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still
winter, and road work.
19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".
22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.
23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite
than,"Huh?"
25. You actually understand these jokes

WRATH

1. who did you last get angry with?
Jesse

2. what is your weapon of choice?
... words?

3. would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
If I felt threatened, or if I was angry enough. I have hit Jesse seriously once... and regretted it instantly.

4. how about of the same sex?
Only if they attacked me first.

5. who was the last person that got really angry at you?
...Dad?

6. what is your pet peeve?
Smokers

7. do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Depends... for the most part though, I let them go.


SLOTH

1. what is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Make my bed.. I make it about once every 2 weeks.

2. what is the latest you've ever woken up?
4 pm... but lately it's been about 1 pm.

3. name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
Mary

4. the last lame excuse you've made?
I was upset when I did something

5. have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Hell no!

6. when was the last time you got a good workout in?
... lets not go there.

7. how many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock?
average 4 times


GLUTTONY
1. what is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Non-alcoholic : Venti Peppermint Hot Chocolate or Mocha
Alcoholic: Porn Star Shots

2. white meat or dark meat?
dark

3. what is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
At Jesse's cousins wedding... it was a long night of continuous drinking

4. have you ever used a professional ...diet company?
Signed up for Herbal Magic... but chickened out.

5. do you have an issue with your weight?
Yep.

6. do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
All three... but spicy the most.

7. have you ever taken food "to go" from a buffet?
ewwwwww


LUST

1. how many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family):
completely naked?
one.

2. how many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
One

3. have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of
a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
lol yeah

4. have you wanted someone who was taken?
Yeah. Jr.High ftw!!!

5. what is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Chest, ass

6. have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
nope

7. have you ever had a one night stand?
nope


GREED
1. how many credit cards do you own?
one... it isn't really mine anyways.

2. what's your guilty pleasure?
nexopia

3. if you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
oh boy.... hire a personal trainer for starters...

4. would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich

5. would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Hell yes. Lots of money means you can do things outside of work that are exciting.

6. have you ever stolen anything?
Oh yes.


PRIDE
1. have you ever been nominated for anything?
Yep.

2. what one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
post secondary

3. what thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
get married to someone who I love, get along with, is motivated and can support themselves... that's the thing that matters the most.

4. do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Sorta.. but it's better than last.

5. have you ever entered a contest of skill?
yep

6. have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
in the past yes.

7. what did you do today that you're proud of?
... It's innapropriate to mention here.


ENVY
1. what item of your friend's would you most want to have for your own?
A newer car.

2. if you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
... No one really.

3. have you ever been cheated on?
not that I know of.... so no.

4. have you ever cheated on someone?
Hell no.

5. have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Yes.

6. what trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Dedication to goals, gracefulness, charm.

To quote the wonderful Julia...

On a side note - today was my birthday.
I am 19.
WTF?
Go figure.
Old.

On a more depressing note....
My mom's brain cancer has returned again. Acutally it returned 3 months ago, at the beginning of summer. It doesn't look good, because the more a body is subject to Chemotherapy, the greater the resistance the body builds against it, therefore the dosage of the Chemo has to be increased for it to be as effective. The problem is, chemotherapy lowers the immune system, and my mom's is so low already that they had to decreasethe dosage.
So she has finished her 3'rd round of chemo, and now on October 12'th we are going to see her oncologist (Cancer Doctor) and see if:
a.) the tumor has decreased, therefore the chemo is working, or
b.) the tumor is staying the same, so the chemo is stopping tumor growth, or
c.) the chemo has had no effect and the tumor has continued to grow, and/or more have started to grow in different areas of the brain.

We have a month of waiting. A month of worrying, crying, planning, not being able to plan or anything.
Our lives are on hold- will my mom live to see Christmas, see Eric and Amanda get married... or do we update the will and make funeral arrangements?
God this is painful.... I start crying at the most random moments, like driving to school in the morning. The worse is seeing my dad fall apart. He is such a strong-willed man, and now it's eating his spirit up.
Only time will tell how this will turn out.

I get a fair number of anonamous creepers.
Creepy.

Charlie horses suck ass. And such a mood killer.

"...You are so wonderful to me. I love you Jes- AGH FUCK MY LEG! IT"S KILLING ME! DON"T TOUCH IT! GI(HI*Y&*VNNOIY#^&@(*$)@"

This would be my car.... Minus the streamers, saran wrap, confetti, mountains of shaving cream, plunger, and the humdreds of helium baloons hidden inside the car....

I am and and also very oh yeah, a and I am always.

I just decided to move some stuff from my profile to my blog.

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