~Eeyore** - 18, Male, Calgary
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So...Now that I actually HAVE a phone, People shoulld text meh!!! make meh happy ? :]

~ 403-481-7039
(just tell meh your name or something :P)
 

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BUAHAHAH
YAY I HAS A PHONE NOW!!! ^-^
hehe
if you want meh number send me a message and i shall give it to you
 

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ok?
Well Its not like anyone cares. But t those of you who actually asked why instead of accusing.
A girl who used to be my friend, and i got in a fight, and because she was angry at me she decided to add pictures of other's to all my profiles so people would hate me..
I do not claim this pictures as my self, nor do i ever intend to. Im not that kind of person. You can ask any of my actual friends. But whatever im done with this shit.
 

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Wow..
First of all, To everyone who decided I as a fake... Im sorry, I didnt even add any new pictures, I was HACKED! And If you had a problem just tell me.
Second of all, go fuck yourself, if you honestly think im that kind of person.
 

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28. Yr wyf yn hyn yr wyf yn
Yr wyf yn hyn yr wyf yn
Non ho di mentire,
Ik wou dat ik kon u tel alles vertellen hoe ik eerlijk gezegd voel.
E hanno risposto dicendomi ou Im appena pazzo e di essere sciocco.
Nid yw'n bosibl, bydd fel fi eistedd yma fel fy ffrwydro pennaeth
Met de gedachte aan al de dingen die ik had moeten zeggen,
ma non riuscivo a dire
 

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27.Bored...
HONEST SECTION
Honestly, what color is your underwear? Umm..Black and red
Honestly, whats on your mind?: Moving
Honestly, what are you doing right now?: Talking to people on msn, and this
Honestly, who is your best friend?: Toby, and Chloe are my bestiest besties, buttheres lots
Honestly, have you done something bad today? Define bad.
Honestly, do you watch Disney channel?: Only when Im wtaching tv with my little sister XD
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: My Mom.
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: uhh nope
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: My family
Honestly, do you bite your nails?: Nope
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?:Yes, very badly.
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?: Yup. And im not saying it,
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?: Hahaa Yup. Although she hinks were besties.
Honestly, does anyone like you?: I don't se how they could

CAN SECTION
Can you blow a bubble?: HAHAHA Yup
Can you dance?: Ofcourse.
Can you do a cart wheel?: Yup.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth.? I don't know, never tried.
Can you touch your toes?: Hahhaah Well standing? YES
Can you whistle?: HELLZ YA
Can you wiggle your ears?: Umm No O.o
Can you wiggle your nose?: This si a skill I have not acquired....
Can you roll your tongue?: Yuppers
Can you make a clover with your tongue?: HAHAH yup.

ANGER SECTION
What do you do when you’re mad?:I try to hold it in...
What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?: Umm punch someone in theface....
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: Yes.
Do you swear when you’re mad?: On occassion. Not often though

TEAR SECTION
Ever really cried your heart out?:No
Ever cried yourself to sleep? Hahaha nope.
Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?: Nope.
Ever cried over the same sex?:HAHAHAH oh yea ll the time XD. Nope
Do you cry when you get an injury?: haa nope
Do certain movies make you cry?: Umm no?

HAPPY SECTION
Are you usually a happy person?: Depends?
What makes you the happiest?: My friends
Does being with your friends make you happy?hhaha Ofcourse, or I wouldn't be around them XD
Do you believe in yourself?:hahah What a weird question.In what way? Like do i beleive i exist? yes. Do i believe in my potential? No
Do you wish you were happier?: I think thats everyones wish.
Is being happy overrated?: No, But on ocaasion it is.
Can music make you happy?:Haha one of the only things that can

LOVE SECTION
How many times have you had your heart broken?:Um once.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them?: HHahah Other then my friends? once
Has anyone besides your friends/family ever said ‘I love you'?: Yes, Even strangers O.o

HATE SECTION
Do you actually hate anyone?: Umm Not really, Theres pretty muh just the people I love and those I don't know, and those I dont really give a shit about.
Ever made a hit list?: HAHAH as a joke yes..
Have you ever been on a hit list?:Umm idk? probably.
Are you a mean bully?: haha Who said I was even a bully?
Do you hate George Bush?: haaha honestly yes.

SELF-ESTEEM SECTION
Is your self-esteem extremely low: Kinda, you tell me?
Are you good looking?: Hahaa No. But I guess there is worse,
Do you wish you could be someone else?: Hahah quite often.But If I were, I wouldn't have my amazing litte sister

PHYSICAL SECTION
What is your current hair color?: Black, With blue
Current piercings: Snakebites, wrist.
Have any tattoos: one
Straight hair or curly? Straight
What shirt are you wearing?: ot wearing one XD I couldn't find it.
Pants: Not wearing any...
Shoes: At my door
Necklace: haaha none

HAVE YOU EVER SECTION
Hugged someone: ahaa Ofcourse
Been on the phone until the sun came up?: Yes.
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: hahah no.
Laughed so hard you cried?: No.
Got in a fight with someone?: haha yes

LASTS SECTION
Person you talked to in person: Calandria
Person you talked to online: Man people
Person you talked to on the phone: My mother
 

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Welcome to Fuckeverythngupville, Where I reside on at 432 Reasons to Hate me Ave on the corner of BigestEffingRetard Road.
 

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24.
Clo-bear,<3

Im soo sorry Hun, I can't find the words to express this.
It wasn't you that fucked everything up it was me, and look at me go, still fucking it all up.

I know you wont remeber much of tonight when you wake, and I know you'll probably still tell me you love me, cause Im your best friend. Well, I haven't been a very good one. Theo and I encouraged you to do what you did, even if it was wrong.

But love, you are way better then all this, your the greatest girl Ive ever met, an the only that put up with all my stupid antics. And Im so glad I get to call you my bestie. I hope it lasts after this but understand if it doesnt.

I lobe you a ton!!
-Chasers.
 

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23. Sorry
So I went on vacation, and lost most of my messages. Im sorry :[
 

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stolen :
What are you:
Gemini - I'm a whore
Cancer - I'm a pimp
Leo - I can make u love me.
Virgo - I fuck better than u.
Libra - I can have sex all night long.
Scorpio - I'm sexy as hell.
Sagittarius - I'm the best at sex.
Taurus - I'm great in bed.
Capricorn - I love sex. HAHA
Aquarius - I fuck like no other.
Pisces - I have great lips to kiss.
Aries - Im the wifey/hubby type

High light all letters of ur first name:
A - You always want some action.
B - You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C - You definitely have a partier side in you.
D - You have trouble trusting people.
E - You are popular with all types of people.
F - Fake.
G - You are very friendly and undestanding.
H - You have very good personality and looks.
I - Love is something you deeply believe in.
J - Everyone loves you.
K - You like to try new things.
L - You are always smiling and making others smile.
M - Success comes easily to you.
N - You can be very "FUN"
O - You love foreplay.
P - You are very friendly and understanding.
Q - You are a hypocrite.
R - You are a social butterfly.
S - People think you are sexy, especially your bf/gf.
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
U - You usally r hella tight.
V - You are not judgemental.
W - You are very broad minded.
X - You never let people tell you what to do.
Y - You are always smiling and making others smile.
Z - You're uber cool.

Pick the third letter of your last name:
A - Fabulous
B - Gorgeous
C - Pretty
D - Popular
E - Gangster
F - Girly
G - Amazing
H - Sweet
I - Retarded
J - Emotional
K - Beautiful
L - Flirty
M - Slutty
N - Preppy
O - Hot
P - Dyke
Q - Punky
R - Hot
S - Sexy
T - Very Sexy
U - Ugly
V - Wonderful
W - Hot
X - Bitchy
Y - Under-appreciated
Z - Over-appreciated

Now the first letter in your middle name:
A - Sex god
B - Skank
C - Bitch
D - Obsesser
E - Godess
F - Retard
G - Queen/King
H -Chocoholic
I - Slut
J - Goth
K - Nerd
L - Beauty queen
M - Drinker
N - sex machine
O - Geek
P - Babe
Q - Scaredycat
R - Pornstar
S - Princess
T - Whore
U - Cry Baby
V - Jackass
W - Punk
X - Crackwhore
Y - Coward
Z - ugly

Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:
Red - Who's Good With My Hands
Purple - Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange - Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow - Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green - Who will do anything for Sex
Pink - Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Blue - Who wants to fuck everyday
White - Who everyone wants to fuck
Black - Who will rock your world
Gray - Who gives great head
Brown - Who is a beast in bed
 

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21. IRISH WRISTWATCH!!
OH OH this is fro everyone to figure out XD (kinda easy)

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years Which room is safest for him?
 

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20. For Mara :P
For Mara, cause she asked me to do it XD

A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You're wild and crazy.
D : You have one of the best personalities ever.
E : you have a fine ass.
F : People adore you.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You're a DAMN GOOD KISSER.
J : You live life for fun.
K : You are really silly
L : You like to fuck.[/ib]
M : One of the best to have fun with.
N : You are dead sexy.
O : You are one of the best in bed.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : one of the best damn bf/gf one could ask for.
Z : Always ready.


C : You're wild and crazy.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
A : You like to drink.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
E : you have a fine ass.

S : Easy to fall in love with.
Y : one of the best damn bf/gf one could ask for.
K : You are really silly
E : you have a fine ass.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
 

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19. Warped tour 2010
For all, who were unsure of the warped tour band list....
(Only for Calgary, on Thursday, August 05 2010)

After Midnight Project
Alesana
AM Taxi
Anarbor
Andrew W.K.
Anti-Flag
Artist Vs. Poet
Attack! Attack!
Automatic Loveletter
Breathe Carolina
Breathe Electric
Bring Me The Horizon
Closure In Moscow
Confide
Deas Vail
Disco Curtis
Emarosa
Emmure
Every Time I Die
Eyes Set To Kill
Face To Face
Fake Problems
Far From Finished
Fight Fair
Gardening Not Architecture
Haste The Day
Hey Monday
I Can Make A Mess Like Nobodys Business
In Fear And Faith
Initials
IWrestledABearOnce
Left Alone
Long Way
Mayday Parade
Mike Posner
NeverShoutNever
Of Mice And Men
Parkway Drive
Pierce The Veil
Reel Big Fish
Riverboat Gamblers
Set Your Goals
Suicide Silence
The Cab
The Casualties
The Dillinger Escape Plan
The Early Strike
The Reverend Peytons Big Damn Band
The Rocket Summer
The Sparring
The Summer Set
The Word Alive
This Time Next Year
VersaEmerge
We Are The In Crowd
We The Kings
Whitechapel
You Me At Six