a friend will stick up for you and calm you down when your mad, but a best friend will skip alongside you with a shovel giggling "someones gonna get it! "
Mr. Potato Head: ''I'm having a baby! I can't wait to see what it is!'' Nurse: ''Congratulations. Its a Tator Tot!
I wonder how fast those clowns that make balloon animals can roll a joint ?
my lifes a mess
& like a hounted house when u enter it
all i want in my life is something stable
someone i can lean on when im crying
& somewhere to hide when things get scary
i wanna come first for once not last
i wanna be wanted
i wanna be needed
i dont just want but i need
something in my life that dosent feel like it will fall apart any day
something i can rely on
something NOT fucked up
The Man burns in 298 days! and yet they have no theam and no new man grrr i think im going to go crazy with out knowing i wanna know just make up ur mind guy
cant help but thinking im going to get hurt i dont wanna i like u and its slowly killing me i like having the feeling that ome one cares but i hate having that feeling that im going to get hurt.... i geuss it time for me to curl in my bed and cry now
im not looking forword to tmrrw when i walk throu my door and there it no happy dog exited to see so much that her hole butt is wagging cuz she has no tail or going to sleep tmrrw and her not being in bed with me or or seeing her on my birthday i dont want u to go karma i love you plz dont leave me :'(
we are more like sisters then friend we fight call echother names but deep down we know that we love echother she is one of my best friends with crazy photos and running around in tutus going swimming in the cold really we are just partners in crim
President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone.
"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington
has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of
condoms will be used up by the end of the week."
Obama: "Oh sh*t! The economy will never be able to cope with
all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from
Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a
field day with this one. We'll be a laughing stock. What about Canada ?"
Obama: "Okay, I'll call Stephen Harper and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, they'll
continue to respect us as Americans."
Three days later, a delighted President Obama ran out to open
the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of
condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as requested... all
colored with red maple leaves with small writing on each one:
MADE IN CANADA - SIZE: MEDIUM
thursday went to frightnight friday spent it laying in be with a friend and watched cars2 then went home picked me up a cute blond and spent the night with her (shayla) then satuday i packed my nana came in town i went to dinner and a movie with my family for my birthday and packed all day all in all good weekens but now that its all most over i dont want tuseday to come we have to put down my dog :'( i dont know how ill make it throu the day and i think what makes it worse its my 18th birthday on wensday
so meany ppl have asked "why angle wings?" and i thought of it as she is my angle she is all ways looking out for me always there for me wether im right by her side or a provins away and with every thing going on its time for me to be there for here then when packing up my room the other day i saw my porslen doll that my nana had given me when i was 4 yeas old i was sick in the hospital with menigitus (or how ever u spel that) the doctors said if my mom didnt bring me in when i did i would have died my mom never left my side when i was in there for a week she sleeped in a small chair for that week and my nana could make it out to calgary to see me so she gave me this angle posalen doll told me if im ever sad and my mom isnt there for me to hug i can talk to this angle and she well keep me safe at night as i sleep or if im down now turning 18 and i still have that doll and my angles in this orld are my mom and my nana
i love you 2
tired of my emotions being toyed with make up ur fucking mind plz
there are a slected few who really know how to make me smile these past few months only a few know every detal and i dont get why i have to tell every fuking person whats going on for them to get it for them to shut the fuck up i dont need u to insult me i have enuf going on in my fucking life "if u have nothing nice to say then dont open your fucking moth" put duck tape over ur mouth and shut the fuck up u know i have things going on its not blind to a single person every one knows that im going throu alot so every one can shut the fuck up nothing nice to say then shut the fuck up