Lucas

Once there was this time when I thought I could fly. I would jump off of high roof tops and scream as I fell. I broke many bones and fractured my skull more then 4 times. The doctors said that I would never be able to fly again after that. So later that day I killed myself. Just kidding, all of that was a lie. I was originally going to tell you about the time I had a gay sexual experience, but I was to embarrassed to tell you about that ... so I lied... I'm a lying faggot... I'm going to hell for sure now.


Im hilarious. Some people call me an asshole, but i just say their ignorant.

"And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many."

Quote from the Demon Legion in Matthew 8:28-34 while talking with Jesus.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrany of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of death for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children, and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee."

Few different quotes from the bible quoted by Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction called Ezekiel 25:17

I'm not a religious person, just think that the bible has some crazy shit in it.