Uhhhhh well....I find this site pretty dumb, and the only reason I have one is because all my friends told me to go on it so I did...and now im hooked...sucky deal. Anyway not much to say I'm 17 currently employed as a closet door packager and I play hockey and lacrosse. I laugh A LOT and consequently find myself writing "lol" a lot...it's a pretty bad habit. I'm also Flip so if your not....then I'm pretty much better then you lol haha jus jokes well yea that about sums it up... Oh yea....and my names Jordan incase i didn't already mention that lol...I know there's a lot to read, its unfortunate cuz ur the one that has to read it.

I enjoy meetin new ppl, it's pretty cool lol.



I Like Good quotes, so if you have any send them
these are sum of my faves:

"Work like you don't need the money,
love like you've never been hurt
and dance like no one is watching. "




"Giving 110% does not make you special,
it makes you part of the team."


"When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend... you are in what they call, "love". "

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."

"The stupid neither forgive nor forget;
the naïve forgive and forget;
the wise forgive but do not forget. "



"Can't should never be in an athletes vocabulary."

"Warrior: One who is engaged agressively or energetically in battle.
Champion: one who is clearly superior or has the attributes of a winner. One who fights; a warrior"




Theres 100 more but that would be too much to put up

♫ I'd like to thank Game cuz he's Mr. Potato Head of the Year ♫

Lacrosse and hockey the greatest sports on earth




I stole this from Wilks' Page, but it's gold so I had to...

The Mysteries of A Hockey Player
This pretty much says it
all.........The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible
group of athletes in the world. Will do anything just to give
his teammates a great story in the dressing
room. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it.
Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe.
You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on
to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed
a test, your girl is being a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way
there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours.
Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, living on the road, cold
rinks, early mornings, breakaways, going top cheese, countless hours of
practice, bag skates, puking,
thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, end to end rushes, big hits, broken
twigs, new skates, packing bombs, dropping the mits, wheelin' broads,
coaches, adding the letter of everyone's last name,
the word "fuck", pick up, tape to tape sauce, let downs, miracles and
most of all - the game of Hockey. Why do we skate back and forth night after
night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings
in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early
mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and
deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline,
because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is
second to none, because you're invincible once you step on the ice,
because one shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine,
backy shelf where momma keeps the peanut butter,the rattling of the
boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm
to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your
worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why?
Why would someone push themselves so hard the
uneducated pussies always ask? HOUSE LEAGUE, A, AA, AAA, JR.A, OHL, US
COLLEGE, PRO ... It's never been for the fucking the money, it's not for
the girls, and it's not for the fame The Boys' play because we
fucking love it If you are a hockey player and you are
proud to be one, pass this shit on with pride mother fucker, and let
everyone know the definition of man!



Man does not define the game, the game defines the man. I don't play simply to play, I play to live.


If Everything you ever dreamed of being came down to this moment, how hard would you push yourself?

-Nexopia cuz i've never wasted so much time doin such a stupid thing...
-the usual things most people dislike I guess
-when ppl do this --> <3 or </3 like wut the hell is that!? y dont u use words instead i mean hell, wut if i wanna do this <4 or <5 <8 <0 do u understand wut that means? of course not...wut if sum1 does this <3 and is really talkin about ice cream? <3 looks like ice cream more then a heart doesnt it? Oh wait, I got it, when ur writing that you probably mean, So and so is less than 3, well thats good to know, I'm sure your loved one will appreciate that, always good to know u mean less then the number 3, math is ever so important these days. anyway thats all i gotta say about that.
-the idea that golf is considered a SPORT when clearly it is not it's a GAME, a good game mind u, but not a sport
-ppl who think they're pimps/playas man wut the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
-when ppl don't respond on msn...or when it says they are typin sumthin for about 5 minutes and all you get is "okay" holy...that makes me mad lol
-and of course pink shirts on guys cuz thats jus stupid and half of them would never look good in it even if their lives depended on it...not that that's the kinda thing that I notice


Oh and....
-Rockpiles/Plugs
-hockey players who think they're tough guys and don't take off their helmets even though they drop the gloves (Portland players) and then they still get worked, or better yet when they jump u and don't take off their helmets, thats when u know ur cool
-teamates that don't make sacrifices for the sake of the team; 4 words for u...


(if by chance u relate to one or more of these categories...thats most unfortunate...i don't nessacerally dislike YOU, theres jus a higher chance that I might if i met u)

I also dislike...
-shirts that say "Property of G-unit" might as well make it say "G-unit's Bitch"
-The small skinny kids that give you attitude in the hallways at school, they're kinda entertaining so I could almost put them under likes hahaha
-People who think they're gangster and well...aren't get your act together, ur not cool
-People who act tough cause they hang out with certain people


Oh yea, and of course
Spanish Class

"Remember, if you are not playing your heart out, someone else is. And when you meet him, he will win."