I AM K-RON Nice to meet ya! I live on a farm and love it.
~QUOTES~

Blinkin, what are you doing up there?
I'm.... guessing no ones coming?

A scuffle broke out, harsh words were exchanged, and they beat the little one till he was LIMP!

You boys may want to get your clothes on a little faster, I've been alone in this cabin for a LONG time.

FEEL the power Kronk!
OHHHH.... I can feel it!

What's YOUR fat ass doing here?
He's my only means of conveience, but I guess I do spoil him.

Stewie: Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight!

You know what? You're drunk.
You're sexxxy.

Where's my paper boy? I want my paper boy!
OOOOOHHHHHEEE, it must be my BIRTHDAY!

So, is it true what they say about you people?
OHHHH... It's Twue, IT'S TWUE!!!!!!!!!!

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
The history of every major galactic civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Enquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why and Where phases.
For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question of How can we eat?, the second by the question Why do we eat? and the third by the question Where shall we have lunch?



"Yes i lost my, little darlin' the night they were playin',
the beatiful Tennesse Waltz..."


" Well i've been runnin' down the road the road tryin' to loosen my load, got 7 women on my mind,
4 that wanna own me, 2 that wanna stone me, 1 says she's a friend of me
Takin' it easy, takin' it easy,
Don't let the sound of your own wheels, drive you crazy
Lighten up, while you still can, don't even try to understand,
just find a place, to take your stand, and TAKE IT EASY!"

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As I Mature...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes
suspicion, not truth, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.
After that you better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others,
they're more screwed up then you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something is wrong in your house,
one of the kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon,
and the less important ones never get lost.
Apparently, if I pass this along to 5 ppl, something good will happen...


If not... tough shit.


Peace*Pot*Tequila Shot*Jesus Loves Us*Stoned Or Not*Sex*Drugs*Rock & Roll*Speed*Weed*Birth*Control*Lifes A Bitch*Then You Die*Once You Pull An Amrican Pie*Party naked*Have A Blast*Mess With Us*We'll Kick You're Ass*Get Him Hard*Wear A Thong*Drink A 5th*Smoke A Bong*Remember The Guy*Remember The Kiss*Remember The Nights Were Gonna Miss*Crazy Parties As Good As cake*We're The Class Of 2008

Dogs, Country Music, and rock.
Drinkin... doesn't matter when, why, where or what.. as long as it's with the awsome CREW (ex: Rheanne, Monica, Robin, Darc, Farmer, Cam, Nick, Fisher, Stumper, Zac, Jesse, Cody B, Kenny, JR, Dani, Kelsey, Tiff, Stubbs, Nelson,
Star gazing is a fav pass time of mine, along with simply hanging out with my bestest buds

Having a good effin time is my main priority, cuz if your're not enjoying it, WHY BOTHER??!! YA MAY AS WELL HAVE FUN cuz u'll die soon enough!

Rheanne is also a TIGHT buddy of mine! Also refered to (by me) as Octo-Pussy Rainbow. Long story. Well you see, rheanne and i have had some prime times... in her hot tub and me falling out and CATCHINHG the EFFING beer bottle!! OH YA lol Remember when we went to Sylvan? fricken scary-as-hell water slide! I thought we were going to die, right then and there. But no, we have already planned out deaths, right rheanne?! All we need is twice our body weight in reefer and smoke 'er all in 5 MINUTES!!!! HAHAHA Totally you, me and monice eh!! I love you muchly rheanne, you foxy puss, you! P.S. TORSO!!! OMG ur crazy walk is GREAT.. and gives me nightmares

Monica, who I like to call Thundering Gazelle, is quite the girl. We have had so many memorable times; including Kelowna WHOOO, Banff, ALL the parties, GET SOME!!! Giggidy giggidy GAGGIDY!!! I can't wait till we're 90 and weigh 50 pounds and carry out our grand plan! But until then, I'm sure we can busy ourselves getting crunk, getting hiiiigh as kites, getting boys and going to Whitecastle lol. Do i LOOK like a cat to you?! I'll always be here for you, blue whiskers and all! NO DADDY, NO!!!!! hahaha I LOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!! UR HHHHHHhossssssummme!

Kendell...Oh kenny. You are my "math double", even though certain teachers wil never fully let it be! Soon we must venture to Didlsbury, where i hear from a very reliable source, there is a "pimped out" barn, sofas and all!! What a magnificant idea! Also, this summer (hopefully) we shall tap a keg! Youve always been there for me, and i can assure you, one day, you and i will be the materminds behind some master plan, say oh, taking over the world... or a convienence store.. whichever. THEN WHAT WILL THEY ALL SAY?! HMM? Won't be laughing THEN!!!! I LOVE YOU MUCHLY

Nickolas Fisher!!!! Ur pretty much the most hurtin' ass guy i know lol Probablly just leave ur window open for me... Snowmachining with you is so awsome and i agree, PRETTY TASTY hahaha So should i just call you almost jesus now or what? lol I still prefer MUSTANG. YA IN YA OUT YA IN YA OUT....?

OK, so you all know how lazy I am and that I really do love you all, (my friends i mean), so.... let's just sum it all up by saying, I LOVE YOU ALL, AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME BACK!! And i even love a few who DON'T love me back.

HERE'S TO TEAM WILDERNESS!!!
Lone Wolf Shrubbery (Sphnixster the Sphinx)
Sneaky Snake Snatcher
Little Bear McDip
Glorious Thundering Gazelle (Chuck)
Octo-Pussy Rainbow
Drunken Moose
Mustang
Mystic Mountain Puffin



I'm a kid at heart and always will be, no matter what kind of trouble it gets me in!
I have frequently been told that I'm a very funny kid. It's true, i love making jokes and havin' a good laugh.
I also Love Alberta. What a province, eh my fello Albertans? Tha crazy weather totally suits me. B.C. is also an awsome place, Surrey, Okanogan and Kelowna rock! Summers there are intense!!
Camping in the summers are like a legend with my two bestest cousins and me. Boating all day, ending up at all our friends houses who live along the little red, (pretty much everyone!) drinkin'; OHHHHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAAAAA! roastin' marshmellows (mmmmmmmm) and sleepin' under the great big open sky!
I truly wish I had a dog, but i don't (tear), but I'm working on the rents so, cross your fingers!

T.V. Shows:
*Family Guy*
The Simpsons
Mad T.V.
SNL
That 70's Show

Movies:
Comedys are the best kind of movie, along with horrors!
Without A Paddle
All 3 Scary Movies
Dracula 3000 (hahaha)
Monty Python (all of 'em)
* The Emperor's New Groove*
** KRONK'S New Groove**
Ferngully
Blazing Saddles
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
The Dukes of Hazzard
Anchorman
Super Troopers
James Bond (all of them of courses)
Madagascar

A few of my fav bands/singers include:
~The Eagles
~Bob Marley
~KISS
~ACDC
~Van Halen
~Jimi Hendrix
~Pink Floyd
~Queen
~Corb Lund (Hurtin' Albertans)
~Kenny Chesney
~Led Zepplin
~Big & Rich
~Steppen Wolf
~Willie Nelson
~Johhny Cash
~Garth Brooks
~James Blunt (he's new)
~Grateful Dead
~Def Leppard
~George Straight
~Gary Allen

Other Hurtin' ass stuff:
*snowmachinin'
*Cowboys
*Rodeos
*Caberays
*CTs
*country music
*dogs
*hunting
*whiskey
*beer
*rum
*herb
*pickups
* the bed of pickups
* the river
* parties
* all my buddies
*horses
*cows
*lots of animals
*lovin'
*farming
*big red couches
*Italy
*my family

I HATE, (or stongly dislike)...
Incosiderate people, disrespectful people, birds; especially black birds. People who think and truly belive they know everything and know you, but really are dumb asses. And ppl who talk behind their friends backs! How sixth grade! Mosquitoes, I hate those too. Fucking bells.... lol

Frostbite
Hangovers
Rap
Creepers
People with NO sense of humour!!! :..(
Fun Suckers
Emo's