Hey, I'm Elle. Ya, like the magazine, I guess; but unfortunately, you can't read me that easily.

Height* (not including heels, large hats, or, you know, cheating): 5'3''
Hair: Bouncy, curly, dark brunette.
Eyes: Blue/Green/Gray - shut up, it's hard to tell! - with brown speckles at the centre.

But c'mon, that's not ALL you want to know, right? ...
(BY the way, this profile HAS gotten to be a little long - but just think of it as an amazing adventure. .....and GO!)


My deepest, darkest secret...(well, not really a SECRET to those who know me, i suppose...)

(Because sex and music make the perfect couple.)

I am a member of the... (and I'm just SO happy about it.)

And I am a huge ...but only in the most literal sense of the term.

Let's see, what else....


Holly Golightly: "You could always tell what kind of a person a man thinks you are by the earrings he gives you.... I must say, the mind reels."


*** I'm petite, except with D's and tiny feet (um, 5 1/2 or 6?), haha...all the better for gorgeous shoes, my dear.

I springboard dive,
horseback ride..
(and do random bootcamp classes when I find the time - yesss Heidi & Em, we rule)


My life is: Friends, theatre, music, and singing.

I pretty much just enjoy being arty and creative...TO THE MAX!!!



..but most of all I need my friends; you ALL mean so much to me!! (E, M, M, you sexy girls I love you!)

Things that makes me smile (well, not so much smile, as laugh a lot, and make deadpan sarcastic comments of approval) are:








..Ok, and now THESE are what I smile at:

- Theatre and Acting.
- Singing and Choir.
- ...Hey, wait, I forgot WRITING!! I love to write, and read for that matter. Go WORDS!
- I also think photography is quite bitchin'.
- Fashion, dahling.




- MUSIC*:

*So much indie, alternative, rock, & punk ( DCFC, Killers, Postals, Panic!, Coldplay, Metric, Fiona Apple, Leona Naess, Sufjan Stevens, R. Yamagata, Rufus, The Shins, Snow Patrol, Jack Johnson, Franz Ferdie, Jimmy Eat World, Louis XIV, The Matches, Radiohead, White Stripes, Smashing Pumpkins, Modest Mouse, AFI, Sex Pistols, Billy Talent, Be Your Own PET);

~I wasn't shopping for a doll;
to say the least I thought I'd seen them all.

But then you took me by surprise;
I'm dreamin' 'bout those dreamy eyes.~



Lotsa pop and fun ones too (Boomkat, Mcfly, BEP, really RANDOM soundtracks, Maroon5, Natasha Bedingfield);
Some older stuff (Beatles, Police, Soft Cell, Righteous Brothers, Johnny Cash, Mamas & Papas, Billy Joel, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, random eighties');
Plus old jazz vocal too. (Ella, Johnny Mercer, Blossom Dearie, Peggy Lee, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Julie London, June Christy);
(...and Rajaton too!)


More generally but no less importantly....

- My FRIENDS, whom I adore to pieces.
-BOYS. KISSING...cuddling, hugging, ..er..etc. (obviously).






(SOOO cheesy, i KNOW. But c'mon guys, just read it):

******Tell her she is beautiful, not JUST hot or fine or sexy.******
Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
Kiss her on the forehead. And the nose. And the cheek.
Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
Always tell her you love her at any and all times.
When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
Write her notes. [She loves them]
Introduce her to family and friends as your “girlfriend”.
Sit in the park and just talk to her.
Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
Let her fall asleep in your arms.
If she's mad at you, kiss her.
Give her piggyback rides.
Let her sit in your lap.
Bring her flowers just because.
Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you’re alone.
Look her in the eyes and smile.
Kiss her in the rain.
******If you’re in love with her . . . tell her.******




Okay, back to the list.....

-Barefeet in the sand.
-Swimming, anywhere but in lakes especially.
- Traveling.
- Rain. Sun. Snow. Fog. ..lol I guess I'm pretty easy to please.
-Chocolate.
-Old movies in the dark.
-Dancing with your friends until your legs ache and your shoes have been abandoned; and everyone else is watching you, envying you ...because you don't care.

..( over-the-top romance is underrated.)

-PARTYING!!!

-Hanging out in pajamas doing nothing with your favorite people in the world (after you've thoroughly and completely exhausted yourself from all the fun, of course).

.....Man, I'm SO TIRED of typing....DANCE BREAK!!!

- People who are unjustifiably mean or unkind.
- People who feel the need to screw themselves over.
- Hypocrisy. Stubbornness, when it's irrational.
- Racism, bigotry, etc.etc. Frankly, it's below the standard of how human beings should behave.(C'mon guys. C'MON.)

(And on a lighter note:)
-Tortilla Chips with lime. yuuck.

Don't fuck with me or I'll go all Mary-Kate on your ass.




AW. S'ok, I didn't really mean it....here is a sugary sentiment for you.




The End.