oKay... so my name is Landon. Yes i know what your thinking, "what a beautiful name". Im fuccin kidding, id much rather
have a way coooller name like Wolfgang or Sven. My life is one that i am blessed wit and enjoy living every single day. It
may be because of the fact that im surrounded by amazing people that make my life like that. I seem to have some sort of a
personality that people have a radical/gnarly/super-duper time being around. Ummm most my days consist of chillaxin(ya i
said chillaxin) with my hedrosexual life-mates Blair,Jesse,Nathan,Parker, and Vincent. Our shanigans include taunting the
elderly, stealing candy from babies, shaking fists at clouds, playing texas hold em', vidja gaming, running a drug syndicate
from my basement(so says the rumours in this sad sad town) "getting our freak on"( not with eachother you fliipin' sicko),
downin' malt liquor , and lastly being best friends and sticking together (like the saying "best friends stick together" just i
incase you were fuccin wondering...aughhh idiot). NOw to get to the better part of my life, TANIS. She's this uber amazing
girl that for some unkown reson has stuck around with me for the last year or so. That meens we're dating for you
crazy girls trying to step on her kool-aid. Tanis has promised me that one day she will let me bare several children of hers. I
dont think she understands how the fine art of procreating reallly works. The bottom line is that i love her to pieces and im
pretty sure she feels the same way. Together we are unstoppably sexy, which mainly derrives from her end of the
relationship. Lets just put it this way, if both her and i were naked in a secluded room ,i'd definately take advantage of that
fine piece of "A". Also if i could rearange the alphabet, i'd most certainly put "U"(being Tanis) and "I" (being me) together. So
now you know. If you you havent figured out yet, im a real sarcastic, mabe even funny character. I love to laugh while
having a super-swell time with everybody (awww kill yourself already Landon).

- Umm lets start with life in general

-My homeboy Jesus and of course God

-T A N I S ...need i say more

-my boys

-my family

-irrelevence

-A.L.F. Pogs

-Music
*theres too many bands and types of music i listen to, so i will not list them you dupa's

-Jammin on my geeeetarr or as i like to call it, my guitar (stratocaster all the way to the bank).

-laughing on a regular basis

-Family Guy/Simpsons/Futurama

-Wayne's World <--- the 1st one

-sexual inuendos

-Parties, shindigs, hoe-downs, hootenanies, box-socials

-food (i'm a fat lard)

-Sports and such

-Conan O'Brian

-Will Ferrel

-Many other funny sons' a b*tches

-Havin some style

-Right now i can say Napolean Dynamite is f'ing prime funny sh!t

--->>my velcro shoes that Jesse, Parker and I so far sport...BRINGIN BACK THE VELCRO! SMURF YA ! $8 at walmart if anyone would wish to partake<<----


------more to come, once the ambition rolls in again

The Basics


- Pricks

-dumbass's

-sticking my genitals in pencil sharpeners and learning the hard way not to do such a thing... (lol ya right, like theres a big enough one for me to do that with what im packing anyways)

-hipocrits

-when people eat all my steaks *sigh...

-people being robots aka overly conforming

-shallow fucs

-negativity

-frustrating canundrums (if thats how you spell it) ex. ROCK CRUSHES SCISSORS! ,but paper covers rock...and scissors cuts paper? - For all u Zap Brannigan fans out there.