I destroy homes, I tear families apart,
I take your children, and that's just the start.
I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold,
The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.
If you need me, remember I'm easily found,
I live all around you - in schools and in town
I live with the rich, I live with the poor,
I live down the street, and maybe next door.
I'm made in a lab, but not like you think,
I can be made under the kitchen sink.
In your child's closet, and even in the woods,
If this scares you to death, well it certainly should.
I have many names, but there's one you know best,
I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth.
My power is awesome, try me you'll see,
But if you do, you may never break free.
Just try me once and I might let you go,
But try me twice, and I'll own your soul.
When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie,
You do what you have to -- just to get high.
The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms
Will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms.
You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad,
When you see their tears, you should feel sad.
But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised,
I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways.
I take kids from parents, and parents from kids,
I turn people from God, and separate friends.
I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride,
I'll be with you always -- right by your side.
You'll give up everything - your family, your home,
Your friends, your money, then you'll be alone.
I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give,
When I'm finished with you, you'll be lucky to live.
If you try me be warned - this is no game,
If given the chance, I'll drive you insane.
I'll ravish your body, I'll control your mind,
I'll own you completely, your soul will be mine.
The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed,
The voices you'll hear, from inside your head.
The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see,
I want you to know, these are all gifts from me.
But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart,
That you are mine, and we shall not part.
You'll regret that you tried me, they always do,
But you came to me, not I to you.
You knew this would happen, many times you were told,
But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold.
You could have said no, and just walked away,
If you could live that day over, now what would you say?
I'll be your master, you will be my slave,
I'll even go with you, when you go to your grave.
Now that you have met me, what will you do?
Will you try me or not? It's all up to you.
I can bring you more misery than words can tell,
Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell
Stoners live, Stoners die,
Screw You All Lets Get High.
Pots a Plant, It Grows In tha Ground,
If God Didnt Like It, It Wouldnt Be Around.
So Drink 151 and Smoke A Bowl
The Stoners Anthem
Peace, Pot, Tequila shot, Jesus loves you, stoned or not.
We are stoners, we have class, Dont fuck with us, we'll kick your ass.
So all you preps who think you're cool, Go to hell, cause stoners rule!
Weed is a seed that grows in the ground,
If God didn't want it, it wouldn't be found.
So be happy, smoke some pot,
Jesus loves you, stoned or not
The Stoners Anthem
LETS SEE HOW WELL YOU KNOW ME
My name:
My style:
Who is the love of my life:
Where did we meet:
How long have you known me:
When is the last time that we saw each other:
Do I smoke:
Do I drink:
What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me:
What's one of my favorite things to do:
Am I funny:
What's my favorite type of music:
Can I sing?:
What is the best feature about me:
Am I shy or outgoing:
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
Do I have any special talents:
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what):
Have you ever hugged me:
What is my favorite food:
Whats my favorite pass time/sports/hobies:
Have you ever had a crush on me:
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
What's your favorite memory of me:
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring?
Are we friends:
Do you want us to be more than friends?
Do I believe in God?
Who is my best friend?
Will you repost this so I can do it
IF YOU HATE THE NEW NEXOPIA, PASTE THIS INTO YOUR BLOG AND ADD
YOUR NAME TO THE LIST . THEN WE CAN TURN IT IN TO THE NEXOPIA
PEOPLE AND MAYBE THEY WILL CHANGE IT BACK FOR US. MS17
1. .x.babygurl.x.
2. -makayla,
3. baileymirandaa-
4. babii.gucci*
5. *-meGan.
6. *thrust--x
7.*SeXySpiC*
8. .babe*
9.ox.babygirl.ox
10. NACHOPOPCORN,
11.~D~V~
12. ..Schonheit.
13..DiNOR0AR.]
14. NOTHINGSPECIAL,
15. nishaa;;
16. captaincruntch
17. satis.faction
18.[c]hanni
19.*--[k]ara.***
20. ~*~sexeh~*~
21.~~sweettooth~~
22.*Metal~~rocker*
23. Aaron.Lopa-tiny
24. *NARCISSIST*?**
25 MVPofdisgame
26. extreme*boy
27. ~Love.You~
If Vodka Was Water
And I Was A Duck
Id Swim To The Bottom
And Never Come Up
But Vodkas Not Water
And Im Not A Duck
So Pass Me The Bottle
And Shut The Fuck Up
Will You:
go out with me?
give me your number?
kiss me?
let me kiss you?
watch a movie with me?
let me take you out to dinner?
take a shower with me?
be my bf/gf?
Would you let me sleep in your bed?
re-post this for me to answer your questions?
let me give u a piggyback ride?
Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
dance with me?
let me make you breakfast?
help me with homework?
tickle me to death?
let me tickle you?
stick up for me if i was being put down?
play strip poker with me?
say yes if i asked you out?
instant message me?
hang out with me?
bring me around your friends?
Do You:
think im cute?
think im hot?
want to kiss me?
want to cuddle with me?
want to hook up with me?
Are We:
friends?
in a relationship?
nothing to each other?
Am I:
smart?
cute?
funny?
cool?
loveable?
adorable?
compassionate?
annoying?
hot?
attractive?
sweet?
Have You Ever:
thought about me?
thought there might be an "us"?
thought about hooking up with me?
found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
wished i were there?
grabbed me?
had a crush on me?
idolized me?
wanted my number?
had a dream about me?
been distracted by me?
Are You:
done with this survey?
happy you know me?
mad at me?
thinking about me?
going to repost this so that i will do it for you?
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAIWIAN so I MUST be sexy.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST eat cat and have a small penis.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be a whore
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER[Used to be], so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. -
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an ALCHOHOLIC
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool cuz thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.(i have a huge ass)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI or OPEN MINDED so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat..
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be sexy.
I'm GUYANESE so we must run things.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I play the GUITAR so I MUST be on drugs.
I play DRUMS so I MUST be a rocker!
Girl Facts:
When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to look
back and smile
_________________________________________________
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her hand
_________________________________________________
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
_________________________________________________
When you break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later
_________________________________________________
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind
_________________________________________________
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply
_________________________________________________
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around
_________________________________________________
When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine
_________________________________________________
When a girl stares at you,
SHE IS WONDERING WHY YOU ARE PLAYING GAMES.
_________________________________________________
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever
_________________________________________________
When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future
_________________________________________________
When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more
than that
_________________________________________________
When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants you back, but shes
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever
_________________________________________________
Guy Facts:
When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you
_________________________________________________
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you.
_________________________________________________
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
_________________________________________________
When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he means it
_________________________________________________
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do
_________________________________________________
When your laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world
_________________________________________________
When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he is in love
_________________________________________________
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it
_________________________________________________
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done
_________________________________________________
When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else
_________________________________________________
repost this in 10 minutes and your true
love will
call you
_________________________________________________
someone was in your mind as you read this
1.How many letter are in , the alphabet.
2. Before Mt. everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain?
3. A truck is carrying pumpkins tomatoes and eggplants, it encounters a sharp curve. what drops?
4.There are 5 apples on a table and you take away 2, how many have you got?
