Good Night Dude

In the great teen room
There was a telephone
And a stack of tunes
And a picture of-

A girl with some big bazooms

And there were three underwears hanging on chairs

And dishes from the kitchen
Stacked on homework unwritten

And a key to the house
And an optical mouse

And a comb and a brush and a note from a crush

And a nagging old lady whispering"brush"

Goodnight dude

Goodnight moon
Goodnight crumbs from my macaroon

Goodnight guitar
Goodnight strings
Goodnight half-eaten bucket of
chicken wings

Goodnight feet
Goodnight toes
Goodnight heaps of dirty clothes

Goodnight modem
Goodnight screen
Goodnight Web sites still unseen

Goodnight clutter
Goodnight dust
Goodnight week-old pizza crust

And goodnight to the old lady
hollering "hush"