Hey wasup i'm joel, Come from abbotsford not by choice but its kinda pretty, ummm dont really do alot Jus chill n Hangout with Whoever wants too, used to work out alot but started smoking and got lazy.I'm Currently a Crime-fighter For Abby,Takin out the trash is what i do . i like to grip it n ripp it, thats how i live my life, lol, i'm actually laid bak for the most part , but enjoy some crazy shit, as a said i have a few bad habits but nothing that dominates my life,i'm not religiouse because that makes u narrow minded and ignorant to other people,Ihave a car, 89 civic si , gets the job done most of the time and will beat ur v6 anyday,i'd have to say drivings my passion, if i could get a way into nascar or something i'd race those, btw i have brown hair,155lbs medium build, hazle eyes and very selectively lazy....And Full of Myself Sumtimes, Jus wait a min And itle pass....


When I die remember what I was about
tap the liquor bottles twice; and pour it out.
smile for me; don't cry for me.
roll the blunts up, and get high for me


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Aaand I cant Figure Out tha pics so This might be Boring for A while

~~``~~We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later.~~``~~~Fear N loathings Tha shiznit

This IS Fahnny
The scale: by Tucker and Michael

1-star (aka, Common-stock pig): No redeeming qualities. This girl is ugly, usually fat, boring and sucks in just about everyway possible. If you don't know a common-stock pig when you see one, you are destined to spend the rest of your life with one.

2-star (aka, Respectable pig): One redeeming quality, like large breasts, nice ass, cute face, great dick-sucking lips, etc. If you concentrate on that one redeeming physical quality, and you get shit-housed, you're not too upset with yourself waking up next to a respectable pig. Of course, you still make her crawl out the window when she leaves, because you don't want your friends to see her, but at least you don't want to gargle bleach and scrub yourself like a rape victim after she leaves.

3-star (aka Decent or attractive): Acceptable to be seen with in public. She is average when sober, but looks MUCH better after only about three beers. You'll admit to your friends that you're fucking her, but you still make fun of her behind her back, and tell them lies about her sexual prowess and bi-sexual tendencies to justify your dealings with her. She's not bad overall, and will do if nothing better comes along, but could be left in a heartbeat if the opportunity for a hot chick comes along. Sadly, most guys end up having to settle for a 3-star, as these are the most prevalent type of women.

4-star (aka Girlfriend material): This is the girl that is very attractive, but not super hot. You will be seen with her in public at any point in the day, even before drinking. You think twice before ditching this girl for a hot chick, especially if she has special powers (tongue ring, double jointed, no-gag reflex etc.). Ascension to the 4-star level can only be attained through use of a petition. The candidate must secure 75% of the vote from those polled. (NOTE: Bonus points only make a candidate petition eligible. She still must garner 75% of the vote.)

5-star (aka Super hottie): This is the hot chick. Hopefully no further explanation is necessary. Only supermodels can really qualify. VERY FEW WOMEN ARE 5-STARS, about 1% of the population. A declaration that someone is hot is assumed to be true, but can be rebuked if 25% of those polled vote against her 5-star placement.

Other category:

0-star (aka, Wildebeast): The lowest of the low. A 1-star (common-stock pig) with a terrible personality qualifies as a Wildebeast. They should all be put to sleep. This is that loud, disgusting fat girl in the bar that smokes, orders complicated drinks and then spills them on everyone, and is generally just so annoying that you have to actively restrain yourself from kicking her in the crotch and stomping on her throat until she drowns on her own blood. There is no insult too mean or crude for her, and basic human rights do not apply to her.

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Ohhh U Dont Understand, cuz i make Love To my hand, I dont need u honey, Cuz i beat my dick like it owes me money, Fuk it........Dave chappels a genius


THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the agreement)
is entered into on the _______________ day of ___________ 2006,
by _________________________, between __________________
and ________________________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER
THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES.

1. No sleeping over--- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM-- we don't have **** to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" ****-- only mind blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions -- Ex: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer to this is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out of town, then it's only a one time advance arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted -- money is always good.
8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard responce will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!
18. Reason for doggie style -- the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just **** you.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't keep calling.
20. The most important one -- Carry your ass home. Don't call me, I'll call you!

*** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS*** the aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

Participating partner:

Signature: ____________________________________

Date: ____________________________________

Car,Cash,Wimen,Runin stop sighns,Getting Shittered Then Going To THe Pne,A Room Full Of Hot People,SilkBoxers(Who Can stay mad??)driving rediculously fast, meeting new people(most of the time) waterslides,Big ass sterio systems(like mine hah) Alpine,phatfarm,rocawear,pitbulls,SammyJpeppers, europeans(somewhat)generouse/nice people, ecko ,Tripping people out, drunken times at the beach,4:20,my neice(soooo cute) Whole group of stoner buddys, rolling down hills, jus talkin crazy shit ya know?, making pussy's cry, rap, silver(gold is gettin old) cliffjumping, dirtbiking,Cris rock, workingout, Fear N loathing in las vegas, third nipples, any movie with jay and or silent bob, cheech n chong, my bong, when u know ur bout to get it on, victory dances (haha) damn i like alotta things hang in thurr,......mushrooms(tis tha season almost) chicken, tupac, biggie, makin cookies then throwin the batter into sum ice cream, chinesefood, kittens, tounge peircings, fatty pens(for graph) keepin it real son!, tattys(gettin a dope one on my forearm sooner er later), fatty's, tubing down the river getting drunk, hateing my moms b/f, pop(thousands missing from werk) pizza, turbo's, mexican people, hornyness, being a guy, Dave chapelle, du marier king size(quiting soon:S) 7-11's at 1 30 in the morning, how most blondes are dumb, tiki torches, flower shorts, paintball guns, coffee, customizing, shopping(when i have $) those pictures were u have to "unfocus" your eyes to see the hidden image(godamn sailboat!..lol) wolves, asians, racing, burnouts, xbox, hydraulics, vaporizers(sept your poo one nick) vancouver, scareface, taking candy from baby's..lol, roman candles, getting ounces for 40$(ask me how!..lol) writing a whole bunch of pointless shit jus to seem interesting, alchoholic parents, t3's with codine, argueing(i'm good at it) plant cultivation,richard prior,spending time wit sumone special, family guy, strippers/lap dances, blow(the movie), HipHop Culture Mainstream or Otherwise,Tha moufukin time(Mah Jungle loove o-e-o-e-oh)the abyy catch frase"sooo hewwge" cronic,weed,420,dodgeball, if it were in the olympics i'd have the gooold!finishing typing colums

UGuySLiKeMexI-Co?WOoaoAah


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racist/predudice people
40 year old pricks in mini vans trying to race my civic
citizen arrests
romanians/persians- sept for dan illiescue werd homie hahah
skorts
exercise(other than working out)
the french
finlandia vodka-anyother is fiiine
traffic,
police dogs
having the realistic dream of it bein 2 months b4 school ends and i'm failing
pottery
hardcore rednecks(sept ryan haha)
hastings street,
sushi
techno
mormons

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