Sup, I'm evan.
I'm a fucking Jedi Master,
If you have a problem, this guy's the guy to talk to.
I'm a wannabe Philosopher, and a total fuckin' wizard, yo.
I'm a really nice guy, for the most part.
I have one FUCKING beautiful daughter,
2 years of age,
and she's all mine. <3
Be Jealous.
Did I mention Jedi Master?
I play guitar like a boss, Mostly just tool, like a boss
But I'm a pretty big metal-head aswell, like a boss.
Tool encompasses everything that
I am working on to be a better human being, and a boss.
I am a fuckin awesome cook, and on my way to being a Jedi chef.
I am an endless sea of love and compassion.
And have finally found someone that can drink an entire sea.
<3Alice Jade Marie Cardinal <3
21 years old, but Jedi Masters are forever.
Well I think that's enough about me, This jedi master's got some training to attend to.
Message me for more info about the force, and being one with it, and all that shit.
Evan Dean Miller, I hacked yooou! ;D
You're the rum to my coke,
You're the sunshine to my rainbow,
You're my Cheech to my Chong,
You're the Kenny to my Spenny,
You're the Jay to my Silent Bob, LOL.
Just a reminder that I'll always be here for you
no matter what, and remember that
anyone trying to get in our way of success
can just get fucked. You're an amazing best
friend, person, and daddy. I don't trust any
men but you, I can tell you anything.
We now know what to do if we get pulled over
by the cops this summer on our roadtrip across
the country, get on your knees for the po-lice, bitch!
Never lose your shine Evan, you're truly one of a kind.
I love you, and I'm pretty lucky to have such a fucking
kick-ass best friend. Lean on me whenever you need to,
I'll be here. "Cause we're best friends, not lovers." HAHA,
ily slut! <3
p.s. go to ~BlackEyeLiner~