Name: Jean
Age: It says at the top, y'idiot!
Liquor Store Fiend.


SO here's a nexopia page of a calgarian girl.

I live close to the border of Calgary.
Just cause my page says homosexual doesnt mean I'm gonna do the next fat emo teenage girl who messages me saying I'm hot.
I am hot. I already know that. Glad to see your eyes work.
You dont like me?
Tough. I really dont care.
If I cant make you like me, I can at least make you REALLY hate me.
I'm not 100% miserable either.
Yea, I know I dress in black and pout. Just one of the many fun ways to get through the day!
I love humour though.
Smart humour that is.

-Like many North American misfits, I have an unhealthy image of myself, as well as an obsession for eastern culture and European/Asian ideals. I try to lose weight, only to never be satisfied. Mostly because somehow, my cravings for sugar laced food comes back to haunt me, as well as lack of excersize. I'm vegan though, so at least I'll outlive the shelf life of most cereals.

-On my best days, I still cant remember all of my coworker's names.
-I'm probably a candidate for 15 different anti-depressant trial medications.
-Right about now, the only person I'm comfortable around is my father.
-I dress like a vampiric prostitute on my days off.
-I'm secretly afraid of large crouds, hencing why I'm almost never outside.
-Most of the time, I just dont get life! I dont think anyone really does.

Yea. Not really much else to say after that..Heh...Ughhh......


I dont need no arms around me.
I dont need no drugs to calm me.
I have seen the writting on the Wall.
I dont need anything at all.

I LIKE:

Humor (Margaret Cho, Mitch Hedburg)
Art (Macabre, Avant-garde')
Acting
Food
Cats
TV (Simpsons, some family guy, South Park, Drawn Together, Futurama...Fuck I like way too many TV shows!)
Computer (Msn, youtube, lesbian porn....what? Who DOESNT love lesbian porn?!....Actually, this one guy at work....I'm pretty sure he's just threatened by it!)
Malice Mizer (Some band you've probably never heard of.)

I love people who can tell awsome jokes though.
Those who can make people laugh without having to resort to immature toilet humour.
Margaret Cho will always have a place in my heart for her humour.


I AM TEH TOXIC LEMON!!

Okay.

I hate alot more stuff than I like.

I'M MISERABLE.
GET OVER IT.

I HATE:

1. Rude people
2. Marijuanna
3. Emo teenagers
4. Dumbass Teenagers
5. Drugged out teenagers
6. People who take goth culture WAY too seriously
7. People who take anything WAY too seriously
8. People who are so stupid as to actually think I'm interested in maiming animals for their blood...Like, who the hell raised you?!
9. Loud people on the train
10. Those same fuckers who just HAVE to point out the fact I wear black while walking down the street. To tell you the truth, I cant understand a word you say when you wiz by in your car and scream something....Why bother?!
11. Those weirdos who actually think they're vampires. K. You're a human who drinks plasma...Which is very bad for stomach lining. If someone really was a vampire, would they have the time to create nexopian profiles?!