Girl facts:
( the trueth is in brackets thanks to alex)
When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to look
back and smile
(actually you have somthing on your face)
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
she wants
[she smoked too much and she is a clumsy idiot]
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
[if she wants a hug she should
ask or you should develope telepathis abilities]
When u break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later
[ actually what she feels is just gas so dont worry about it ]
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind
[theres only one thing on a girls mind around guys....How hot he would look Naked]
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply
[ if a girls not arguing...are yu sure shes still a girl]
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around
[get her to the nearest eye flushen centre, its probably not good to get things stuck in your eyes]
When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine
{shes fantastizing of sexing you up, and if she unresponsive, your good in her dreams]
When a girl stares at you,
she wants you to stay forever
[you have somthing on your face goddamn it ]
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever
[shes entertained by your heart pulse or she forgot her pillow]
When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future
[RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more
than that
[ be glad she doesnt know how to aim that shotgun}
When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants you back, but shes
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever
[ no it means she hates you and wishes she never dated you]
Guy Facts:
when a guy calls you
he wants to be with you
(wrong number or he wants your brother to hangout)
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
(ha hes pretending to listen while actually playing guitar in his head)
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
(DUH, or too stupied to start argueing a fight properly)
When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he means it
( hes thinking of how sexy he is)
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do
(he had no idea a girl could have so much makeup on there face)
When your laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world
( hes slowly dieing or suffercation, or getting a boner)
When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he is in love
(or you got a good stash and hes a cronic)
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it
(and you should run before your stuck married with 8 kids)
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you til your done
( done having sex hahahah
)
When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else
( he cant wait to get laid but theres other women with him at that moment so he'll be good for a while)
Repost this in 10 minutes and your true
love will call you.
( call you stupied...or accurate)
