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A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it........

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...

No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush"

Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."

wow pretty bad day today
maybe i should move schools

To: x0.bebe;;
From: ~afg~...
Date: Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:43 pm
Subject: Re (108): No Subject
shut up fool
go learn something at school
drown in a pool
u think ur so cool
but no ur just a big fool
lol


To: ~afg~...
From: x0.bebe;;
Date: Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:47 pm
Subject: Re (109): No Subject
oooooohhhh
you wanna fuck around ehhh
okay
think your rymes is tight..?
niggaa get your words right.
you aint worth a fight..
i can see you already on your knees..
you gonna be beggin me pleasee.
telling me to stoopp.. but bitchh imma go POP
right in your face..
cause to afg you juss a disgracee
you know my shit the bombb so dunt fuck aroun..
or imma lay your ass down
no need to frown,, juss cause i got the crown
ooooohhhhhh what noooowww, hahahahahaha


To: x0.bebe;;
From: ~afg~...
Date: Tue Jan 6, 2009 9:02 pm
Subject: Re (110): No Subject
yo bitch please imma be on my knees?
im bringin name to my race
u gonna be tyin my shoe lace
imma pimp thats really rare
when i go by ppl start to stare
i dont even wanna touch u cuz its a waste of ma time
if i do, even that will be a crime
cuz u arent even a disgrace
thats how fucked u white ppl r
dont try to show off cuz im the real star
oooooooooooooo wat wat bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol





yea i owned her lol

shit school starts tom

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!
man i hate school winter break seemed like nothing

got a 160 gb ps3 WOOT!

lol hilarious