i am probley the weirdest klutz you will ever meet. i am way to loud for my own good. i hate my natural hair colour. i am easily distracted. i am convinced the the bus drivers don't want us to go anywhere on time and will eventually take over the world. i get confused really quickly. i am slightly bored right now. i can't stand people reading over my sholder or touching my feet. i am probley cooler than you! i trip up stairs. when eli takes over the world, i have dibbs on germany, australia, and brazil. so don't try and take my countries bitch! i am sarcastic way too much. Naramata is the shit for bcyc and in the summer,alll thee people their are freaking amazing! i am a cool choir kid with laura. we're pretty sweet like that.good times on the broken down GII bus! laura's umbrealla which isin't an umbrealla any more flipped inside out 34 times on the way home. The Panic! concert was soo amazing! Whoot! i must say that the last saskatchewan pirate is the absolute coolest song of my life!what do i like? spiffy people, and weird words, and once in awhile i actually like get really really reallly mad at someone, but not very often, laughing at stupid people who look ridiculus, and other things but i can't think of because im tired.MUSIC IS LIFE!

COOLEST KIDS EVER
'Laura<333----> because she is the hottest thing since sliced cheese!!!
Brittany
Erin
Amy
Joanna
Kelsey
Julia P.
Camille
Jeff
Katie
Katherine
Kelcey
Haley
Tessa
and anyone else who i missed and forgot to put up there if i missed you send me a comment telling me so

oh man thanks for that, hearts always tess that just made me warm and fuzzy inside
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You're a Vancouverite when:

1. You know the mountains are located north. In fact, you use them to get your bearing when lost. So true

2. Checking the weather means looking out the window.

3. Your car’s A/C is left on all the time, even in winter. 1. i don't own a car 2. my mums car doesn't even have a/c

4. A nice day means its not raining no matter how cold or cloudy it is. A beautiful day means you can see the mountains.

5. The sound of the 9 o’clock gun doesn’t startle you.

6. You know that West Vancouver, the West End, and the West Side are different places.

7. You know more people who have cabins in Whistler than cabins anywhere else.

8. You hate the Calgary Flames, but not as much as the Toronto Leafs. damn the leafs

9. You pay more for a litre of bottled water than a litre of gas.

10. You know what the acronyms NDP, GVRD, CFL, NHL, VPL, BC, UBC, SFU, VSB, BCAA, ICBC. PNE, CBC and CTV mean.

11. You consider anything below 5 degrees to be freezing.

12. However, you consider 20 degrees and above ‘roasting’.

13. You’ll accept American money with out hesitation.

14. A full day is going to Ikea.

15. You think it’s weird not to have a cell phone, but even stranger, one with out a camera. kay my phone doesn't have a camera

16. You know five good and cheap places to eat with in walking distance right off the top of your head.

17. Deciding where to eat is a matter of deciding what type of food you’re in the mood for: Japanese, Chinese, Mexican, Italian, etc.

18. You know where the two Starbucks corner is downtown.

19. The thought of a Starbucks in the washroom of a Starbucks makes you laugh.

20. You still consider Tim Horton’s an interior and east coast concept.

21. You know more people who smoke marijuana than have their class 5 drivers’ license. agaain so true

22. You know what 4/20 means and the Art Gallery in relation. hmm fun times

23. You can name all the universities in Vancouver but not all the colleges.

24. It snows your trash isn’t picked up and your garbage trucks turn into salt trucks.

25. You know all the T.V. shows and movies filmed in Vancouver.

26. You know that Vancouver is sometimes called Hollywood North.

27. The whole city shuts down over less than a foot of snow.

28. You know many jokes about Slurry… Surrey.

29. You’ll always refer to ‘The Telus World of Science’ as ‘Science World’. what they changed the name? just kidding

30. You consider the 778 area code to be lesser than the 604. kay 604 is totally the origional

31. The concept of skiing, golfing, and sailing in the same day does not seem impossible to you.

32. You feel guilty about throwing aluminum cans in the garbage.

33. The Canada line on Cambie makes no sense to you.

34. You can pronounce Tsawwassen, Squamish, Osoyoos, Ucluelet, Esquimalt, Sooke, and Nanaimo.

35. You know a California Roll is a type of sushi.

36. You despise the B.C. Ferries and Translink. they are trying to make us late

37. You chuckle when you say the word ‘fast ferries’.

38. Not being able to drink the tap water is a major hassle.

39. You know the Vancouver Canucks started the ‘white towel’ trend in sports. every one else copied us

40. You assume you’ll pay more than $25 for a cab ride no matter where you’re going.

41. Rent and housing prices make you cringe.

42. Tourism, the Port of Vancouver, fishing, and forestry related businesses are Vancouver’s four main industries -- next to grow ops.

43. You know people who are legally adults but can only drive with one passenger in the car and a 0.0 blood alcohol level.

44. You know there’s a town called Dawson Creek.

45. You know the name of one homeless or crazy person on a first name basis. try like 6

46. You know the Canucks have never won the Stanley Cup.

47. Your only memory of AOL is playing Frisbee with a garbage can.

48. You’ve been lost in Richmond because you thought making two right turns would get you back on to the main road.

49. You know that Vancouver Island is not in Vancouver.

50. You plan to go skiing or snowboarding after work / school.

51. You never go camping with out waterproof matches and waterproof clothing.

52. Any Canadian that doesn’t talk like you is just considered ‘East Coast’.

53. You know which mountains are involved in the 2010 Winter Olympics.

54. You have an unbendable faith that cars will always stop when you cross the street. they hit me ill hunt them down

55. You did not know Vancouver is also the name of a city in Clark County, Washington State.

56. Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod had more influence on your daily life than Vladimir Putin.

57. You consider all B.C. beer to be local.

58. You know three or more people involved in some sort car accident that was their fault. i know more then three people from my family

59. You’re surprised to see only one car turn left on a yellow light.

60. Cars that don’t turn right on red lights make you upset.

61. You say you’ll only be 5 minutes but really mean 15.

62. Your idea of a hic is someone from Vancouver Island.

63. Going through a car wash is the most magical part of your day.

64. You have several public transit stories involving: drunks, crazy people, and teenagers.

65. A yellow light means keep going and a red light means three more cars.

66. Finding parking takes longer than it did to drive there.

67. You know what ‘The Big One’ means.

68. If you hear someone is doing the Grind, you know they’re not hitting the books.

69. You know all the words to Bryan Adam The Summer of 69.

70. You boycott at least one store or brand name.

71. The gym is always packed at 3:00pm on a working day.

72. You consider that if it has no snow, it’s not a ‘real’ mountain.

73. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark

74. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.

75. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.

76. The cars in the student parking lot are way nicer than the cars in the staff parking lot.

77. Lululemon is not just a clothing brand but a way of life. (for girls and, probably should be less, guys)

78. A one hour parking spot equals minimum wage.

79. You know a grande is a medium.

80. You can read a decent size novel before being admitted into the hospital.

Whoot Vancouver!!!!!