I 'M Caring
I'M beauitful
I'M lonely (
)
I'M Wired (
)
I'M Wild (IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
.........( :sex:)
I'M Out going
I'M Strong
I'M Clam
I'M Get MAD
I'M BIG STONER (
)
I Like To Start Fight
I Love to laugh (
)
I cuss alot ( :cussing:)
I Love to listen to
I Love to PARTY (
)
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you're born you're pink, "
"When you grow up you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun you turn red, "
"When you're cold you turn blue, "
"And when you die you turn purple.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....
Put this on your page if you HATE racism
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is
that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote
instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five is missing.
10. Whats funny is you just finished checking if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity and predictability.
12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did.
Pick the month you were born in
1 - I cuddled with
2 - I killed
3 - I ran shirtless with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ran naked with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a lesbian
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bisexual
18 - YOUR MOM (mam)
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a toothbrush
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma
pick the colour of the top your wearing now..
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Apparently, I killed myex because im sexy as hell howbout you???
PEACE!!!
LIFE
The thing about life is,
Its really, really short.
While the earth and the stars
Get to survive for billions of years
We are forced to settle
For only a few decades.
And in those few decades,
Theres so many amazing things
To see,
That we could not possibly
Even hope to experience
More than a fraction
Of a fraction
Of a fraction of a percent
Of all the incredible views,
And wonderful smells,
The pains and the delights,
The love and the heartache,
The friends and rivals,
Feelings of anger,
Sadness, and of Joy.
But even that fraction
Of a fraction of a fraction
Holds so much
For us to discover
And to learn,
That itd be foolish
To do anything
Except to grab hold of your life and
LIVE IT
1. Give me your number? -
2. Have sex with me? -
3. Let me kiss you? -
4. Watch a movie with me? -
5. Have dinner with me? -
6. Drive me somewhere? Anywhere? -
7. Take a shower with me? -
8. Be my bf/gf? -
9. Tell me you love me? -
10. Buy me a drink if I didnt have money? -
11. Take me home for the night? -
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed with you? -
13. Sing car kareoke with me? -
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? -
15. Do you think im attractive, beautiful, sexy, or hot? -
16. Do you like my style? -
17. Do you think im funny? -
18. Do you care about me? -
19. Would you dance with me? -
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me? -
[what would you do if]
» I said I liked you?
» I kissed you?
» I lived next door to you?
» I stole something?
» I was hospitalized?
» I got into a fight and you weren't there?
[what do you think about my]
» Personality?
» Eyes?
» Face?
» Hair?
» Clothes?
[1] Who are you? -
[2] Are we friends? -
[3] When and how did we meet? -
[4] How have I affected you? -
[5] What do you think of me? -
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? -
[7] How long do you think we will be friends? -
[8] Do you love me? -
[9] Have I ever hurt you? How? -
[10] Would you hug me? -
[11] Would you kiss me? -
[12] Would you fuck me? -
[13] Are we close? -
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? -
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? -
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? -
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable? -
[19] How long have you known me? -
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression? -
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? -
[23] What do you think my weakness is? -
[24] Do you think I'll get married? -
[25] What about me makes you happy? -
[26] What about me makes you sad? -
[27] What reminds you of me? -
[28] What's something you would change about me? -
[29] How well do you know me? Are you sure? -
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't ? -
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? -
[32] Would you ever go out with me if i asked? -
"To Every Guy"
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.
...This one is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
Dicks are the way to do it.
i guarantee 90% of the dudes reading this don't have the balls to put it up cuz it's all about image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy"
What Does Your Name Mean???
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : Damn good kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You Are Great in bed.
J : People Adore you.
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Everyone loves you.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O: awesome kisser.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for.
Z : Always ready
SO WHAT UR NAME MEAN
you never KNOW what your going to find
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
<>
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.
DID I SAY IT A PETTING ZOO DOWN NO
THERE R GHOSTS DOWNSTAIRES AUTHER- Thirteen Ghosts