The Colin Dupuis
Winner's Fuck Sluts
If Your Dating A Hockey Player Raise Your Hand,
If Your Not Raising Your Hand, Raise Your Standards;;
If Your Not Raising Your Hand, Raise Your Standards;;
Here's to. . .
sniping ginos, grinding grease
throwing sauce, undressing tendies
banging home rebounds
making big glove saves
. . . and burying OT winners.
dirty dangles, sick toe drags
backhand toe drags, spin-o-ramas
bar downs, top cheese, One-Tees
snappers and clappers, big-time celly's,
poke-checks, pad-stacks, big hits
hip-checks, train tracks
and toe-to-toe tillies.
sniping ginos, grinding grease
throwing sauce, undressing tendies
banging home rebounds
making big glove saves
. . . and burying OT winners.
dirty dangles, sick toe drags
backhand toe drags, spin-o-ramas
bar downs, top cheese, One-Tees
snappers and clappers, big-time celly's,
poke-checks, pad-stacks, big hits
hip-checks, train tracks
and toe-to-toe tillies.
You A'int Shit
Cheddar Marks The Spot