~en3rgie~ - 24, Male, United Kingdom
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FUCK SNITCHES
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Wutt's ur sign?????
whats your sign???
copy and paste your horoscope into your page

(March 21-April 19)
ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding

(April 20-May 20)
TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

(May 21-June 20)
GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet.

(July 23-Aug 22)
LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.

(Aug 23-Sep 22)
VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.

(Sep 23-Oct 22)
LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.

(Nov 22-Dec 21)
SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

(Dec 22-Jan19)
CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.

(Jan 20-Feb 18)
AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

(Feb 19-Mar 20)
PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.

(June 21-July 22)
CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.
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(Oct 23-Nov 21)
SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.
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questions??????
1. Give me your number ?
2. Have sex with me ?
3. Let me kiss you ?
4. Watch a movie with me ?
5. Have dinner with me ?
6. Drive me somewhere ? Anywhere ?
7. Take a shower with me ?
8. Be my bf/gf ?
9. Tell me you love me ?
10. Buy me a drink if I didnt have money ?
11. Take me home for the night ?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed ?
13. Sing car kareoke with me ?
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions ?
15. Do you think im attractive, beautiful, sexy, or hot ?
16. Do you like my style ?
17. Do you think im funny ?
18. Do you care about me ?
19. Would you dance with me ?
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me?