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WHEN GIRLS DRINK TO MUCH...
1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS.
2. THAT WIGGLING MY BUTT YELLING "WOOHOO" IS THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. I'VE DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE I COULD DO IT.
4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO THE BATHROOM, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. I DROP MY FOOD ON THE FLOOR PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT.
6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
7. GET EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS
8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME.
9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
10. TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE
11.I KEEP MY EYES HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR.
15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH , "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."
16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S UP WHEN I SIT ON IT.
17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.
19. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY
20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF ; ITS THEIR FAULT THAT IM NOT WALKING STRAIGHT.

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