Pick the month you were born in

January----i fell in love with
February----i ate
March----i smacked
April----i sang to
May----i gave my number to
June----i murdered
July----i shot
August----i gave a lap dance to
September----i chocked on
October---i bitched out
November---i had sex with
December---I humped


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a ninja
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a condom
24-------my pshyciatrist
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------my science teacher
29-------a dvd player
30-------my cell phone
31-------a paperclip

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im naked.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------Because i cant control myself.

ME= KAMILLE : I gave a lap dance to ..(August)
a ninja ..(7)
Because i'm sexy and i do what i want (blue)

Sister= kathryn: She humped ..(decmeber)
her cell phone .. (30)
Because the voices told her so ... (red)