I love my wife
more and more
with each new seasion

I said to myself....
find a new ways to tell her
how perfect she fits
into your arms
your heart, your life....

find new ways to tell her
how much she means to you-
how much u admire her,
respct her, need her,
want her...

find new ways to tell her
you care,
as u share smiles
or sadness, as u listen,
as you tuch,
and kiss
and embrace...

One way or another
I'v told myself these things,
and over and over,
i want to share them
with you.
Because, more than anythinvg
i want u to know
how much i love u...
sometimes more than i say it <3

awee isnt that cute<3
then he wrote
baby everything i do
or think about remindes me of u
ur the only persion i want to be with
i want u to b my famley<3<3

Friends with benefits...

Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a putrid bum... There's at least one person on your Nexopia that wants to date you or sleep with you.

So..... let's play "friends w/ benefits"

The rules are simple... If you want to date the person who posted this, send a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "I'm yours".

If you just want to sleep with them & stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit that".

SCARED?

THE TWIST IS IF YOU'VE READ THIS, YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Nexopia who wants to date you, and maybe more who want to sleep with you.. haha...

SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if you're married, in a relationship, or single.. You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery..."

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.



Lettuce!!!



Tomato!!!



Lettuce!!!



Tomato!!!


Lettuce!!!



Tomato!!!



She screams.



Lettuce!!!



Tomato!!!



whoa!!!



PULL IT OUT!!!



PULL IT OUT NOW!!!



I can't get pregnant!



Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

What gets longer when pulled...............

Fits between your boobs..............

Inserts neatly in a hole, and

Works best when jerked..................... ???

A SEAT BELT you pervert!! lol!...... BUCKLE up and pass it on

my sister , ill bust slug , just give me the word sis
ill fcuk any i mean any mother fuck , who hurts are angel of the family ,i got smthing to say , met me on 118 homie ill blast , any cun who fucks around and i love you kristy , and forever ,

1. who are you?
2. do you know me?
3. do you like me?
4. do you love me?
5. are we freinds?
6. more then freinds?

Would You:

1. hug me?
2. kiss me?
3. make out with me?
4. get naked wiht me?
5. fuck me?
6. hurt me?
7. love me?
8. be there for me?
9. die for me?
10. cry if i died or got hurt?
11. miss me?
12. ask for my number?
13. go out wiht me?
14. do anyhting?
15. make me do one of these for you?
16. send me sexy pic of you?
17. talk on the phone with me?
18. stay up really late with me?
19. dance with me?
20. watch a movie with me?

What is:

1, my name?
2. my favourite thing?
3. my favourite movie?
4. my favourite song?
5. my best physical feature?
6. the thing you like most about me?
7. the thing you dislike most about me?
8. the one thing you wanted to tell me but didnt?
9. the thing you want to do with me?

Last Question:

1. If you and me were locked in a room alone with a bed, stereo, and ipod, what would you do or say to me. (this answer MUST include great detail !!! )

The end.

1. go out with me?
2. give me your number?
3. kiss me?
4. let me kiss you?
5. watch a movie with me?
6. let me take you out to dinner?
7. let me drive you somewhere?
8. take a shower with me?
9. be my bf/gf?
10. have a fling with me?
11. let me buy you a drink?
12. take me home for the night?
13. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
14. Sing karaoke with me?
15. re-post this for me to answer your questions?
16. give me a piggyback ride?
17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
18. Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
19. lick my cheek?
20. dance with me?
21. let me make you breakfast?
22. help me with homework?
23. tickle me to death?
24. let me tickle you?
25. stick up for me if i was being put down?
26. play strip poker with me?
27. say yes if i asked you out?
28. get wasted with me?
29. instant message me?
30. greet me in public?
31. hang out with me?
32. bring me around your friends?

D0 Y0U...
1. think im cute?
2. think im hot?
3. want to kiss me?
4. want to cuddle with me?
5. want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
6. aquintences?
7. friends?
8. in a relationship?

AM i...
1. smart?
2. funny?
3. cool?
4. loveable?
5. adorable?
6. compassionate?
7. annoying?
8. great to be with?
9. attractive?
10. mean?
11. odd?

HAVE Y0U EVER...
1. thought about me?
2. thought there might be an "us"?
3. thought about hookin up with me?
4. found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
5. wished i were there?
6. grabbed me?
7. had a crush on me?
8. wanted my number?


ARE Y0U...
1. done with this survey?
2. happy you know me?
3. mad at me?
4. thinking bout me?
5. going to repost this so that i will return the favor?

*A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its 2 scary!
Guy: Then tell me u love me.
Girl: Fine, I love u. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can u take my helmet off & put it on? It’s buggin me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a
building because of break failure.

2 ppl were on it but only 1 survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn't want 2 let the girl know.

Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug 1 last time,
then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die

from my bfff victoria <3

from, Galen

HOW CITY ARE YOU??

[ ] I've been to Starbucks more than once in my life
[X] I watch my back when I am walking
[ ] I shop at AE, A&F, or HCO, Hot topic, kohls
[ ] I own 2 or more polo shirts
[ x] I will never be caught without my cell phone
[ ] I straighten, mouse or blow dry my hair on a daily basis
TOTAL:2

[] I wear flip-flops alot
[X] I own an oversized pair of sunglasses
[ ] I own 1 or more pairs of FASHION-ripped jeans
[X] Sometimes I layer my shirts
[ ] I will do anything to get the best Myspace pic
TOTAL: 2

[ ] When I'm not drinking starbucks I prefer water
[ ] I get annoyed with tom-boys
[X] I own more than one hat
[ ] I have seen every episode of Laguna Beach
[ ] My new addiction is 8th & Ocean or the Hills
[X] I say 'lol' in every other sentence of every online conversation
[X] I own some tight jeans
TOTAL: 3

[ ] I wear large necklaces
[X] I own an iPod/mp3 player/cd player
[X] The internet = survival
[ ] One of the sports I play/played is football, Baseball, Basketball, Volleyball, Softball
[ X] I have more than 1 AIM screen name
TOTAL: 3


[X] have said 'lol' or 'OMG!' in a real conversation
[ X] I love shopping
[X] I shop whenever I have a chance
[ ] I own a bathing suit that cost more than 100 dollars
[X] I have watched the Simple Life
TOTAL: 4

***add x's and multiply by 3 and put 'I'm % city”





42 %city




How COUNTRY Are You?



have you...

[] Ridden a horse
[X ] I have/had a horse
[X] Owned land (Parents have)
[X] Been 4wheeling
[X] Said 'ain't'
[ ] Been cow-tipping
[ ] Been deer hunting
[X] Been swimming in a lake..
[ X] Caught a fish
[ X Seen a deer get skinned
TOTAL: 7

[X] have worked on a ranch or on land
[X] have lived in a house in the middle of nowhere
[ ] have been bird hunting
[X] have gone swimming in a river
[X] driven or have owned a pick up
[ ] own a rebel flag
[ X ] like to fish
[ ] have a funny accent... or that's what people tell you
[X] own/owned a pair of cowboy boots
[X] own/owned a cowboy hat
[X] own/owned a big dog
[X] sometimes say 'y'all'
[X] have gotten made fun of for sayin 'y'all'
TOTAL: 10

You also...
[X] cuss when you're mad
[ ] have dipped/tried snuff
[ ] go to church on sunday
[ ] owned/own a bird dog
[ ] have riden in a lawn tractor to somewhere in town
[X] have gone on a field trip to a farm/ranch
[X] have eaten deer meat
[ ] have shot a gun
[ ] own a gun
[X] park your vehicles in the yard
TOTAL: 4

You...
[] have gone shopping...for a gun
[ X] get the kids in your family a toy gun for christmas
[X] wear long sleeves even in the summer
[X] know what stirrups are
[X] have fed a deer
[ ] had a dog named dixie
TOTAL: 4

***add x's and multiply by 3 and put 'I'm % country”

25% country

ABORTION!!
Against Abortion
Month One.
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy, I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never
see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak
If you're against abortion, post this

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells
the
salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink
curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large
selection of
pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the
blonde
seems to have a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The
salesman
then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds
very
small - what room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but
they
are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers
do not
need curtains!"

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got
Windoooooows!"