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    BASICS

    Birthday:June 15, 1991
    Location:Canada

    INTERESTS

    Reading Material:Fantasy, Humor, Romance
    Movies:Horror, Musicals, Romantic Comedies
    Art:Doodling
    Animals/Pets:Cats
    Video Games:Racing
    Music:Blues, Country, Hip-Hop, Indie, Jazz, Pop, R & B, Rap, Salsa
    Sports:Dance (competitive)
    Activities:Karaoke

    <3

    nadya
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    youngandswangin




    If ur old dun msg me
    getit.gotit.good




    YYY





    *dance.upon.me
    love.me.boys
    music
    [/u].makes.me.loose.control
    gossipgurls.clique
    spendin.all.ma.dough
    and.of.course.ma.gurls
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    - old dirty men that try 2 talk 2 me. NOT INTERESTED.
    -gettin up early
    -bein told i cant
    - friends that lie!
    - smelly ppl

    MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS

    vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuckpocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of pl enty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian's daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy's pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian's temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel's smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.'s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, cock sock, rack of clam, portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuckdonut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold

    UNTITLED

    to stress the mind and breathe a little
    is not that hard to do
    but my mind goes blank and my breathe goes short
    whenever i'm with you
    i can be smart and very clever
    i know alot of words
    but when you ask me a question
    i say something i've never heard
    my tongue goes dry, my hearts beats fast
    i stumble with every sound
    my ears are ringing, my blood boiling
    all i can hear is my heart pound
    and when you turn your back i think
    am i good enough for you
    if not why am i wasting my time on
    someone who doesn't love me too






    Lewis: Wow! A real robot! Hi, I'm Lewis!
    [Carl runs screaming from the room]
    Lewis: Well, that was unexpected.
    [Wilbur quickly puts a fruit hat on Lewis's head]
    Lewis: As... was that.






    - dreams last for so long, even after you're gone, i know you love me, and soon you will see, you were meant for me, and i was meant for you-



    Noah: I'm gonna ask you one more time, will you or will
    you not go out with me? I think my hand's slipping.
    Allie: OK, OK. Fine I'll go out with you
    Noah: No, don't do me any favors.
    Allie: No, no I want to.
    Noah: Say it.
    Allie: I wanna go out with you.
    Noah: Say it again.
    Allie: I WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU!
    Noah: All right, all right we'll go out.




    Some Of My Bestest Pals
    natasha my sister lily holly MIGYY BUTTERS sarah, Jessica, Kayla, Stefanie, Kristina, Kat, The Improv team, Carmella Michal, and other people i don't remeber...i guess that meens their not my bestest pals, but they are, i just can't remember...anyway..





    Bridget: wait a minute, good boys don't kiss like that that!
    Mark: oh yes they fucking do





    Carl: What do you mean don't go to the family? How can we not go to the family in this type of family crisis? By leaving the garage door unlocked, you let the time machine get stolen and now the entire time stream could be altered! That, and someone took my bike.





    -*sigh* i became bulimic....
    - wooowww you can read minds




    this is purely dedicated to holly because she is the shit:
    Sex is a Sensation
    Caused by Temptation
    To cause Penatration
    When a guy sticks his Location
    Into a gurlz Destination
    To increase the Population
    For the next Generation
    Do u get my Explanation
    Or do u need a Demonstration?
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    Matilda: When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class.
    Derek Zoolander: Ew!






    te amo
    j'adore tu
    ick howfan yow
    me thino piade giade de ah
    i love you



    Duke: How's it hangin' Harry?
    Harry: I keep trying to die, but they won't let me.
    Duke: Well, you can't have everything.
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    <it's a mans obligation, to stick his boneration, in a womans seperation, for this sort of penetration, will increase the population, of the younger generation>




    Uncle Fritz: Look, honey, Italian food!
    Aunt Petunia: I WANTED A SLOPPY JOE
    !
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    Young Allie: Now, say you're a bird.
    Young Noah: If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
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    Bowler Hat Guy: Now my slave, seize the boy!
    [the T-rex chases after Lewis and repeatedly hits head into wall]
    Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?
    T-Rex: I have a big head and little arms, I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
    [pause in which Bowler Hat Guy stares angrily into Handheld mind control device]
    T-Rex: [cute face] Master?
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    Young Allie: You gotta be kiddin me. All this time, that's what I've been missin'? Let's do it again




    i like tea





    RedWhiteBlueyou dirty kangaroo, you went behind a dust bin to do a number two![/b]





    FACTS
    - I get bored easily
    - i love to kiss
    - summer is my favorite season
    - i'm a sucker for blue eyed guys, but i still love ALL guys..except for old/creepy/asshole guys
    - i like socks
    - i love to laugh
    - my favorite food is when i need five glasses of water for one bite
    - i HATE being cold
    - i will hold my mothers hand in public and i don't care what any of you guys say
    - i'm almost always hungry or tired, sometimes both
    - i have both the spice girl CDs and still listen to them
    - i would have all the backstreet boys CDs but they disappeared
    - my favorite body part is the small of my back




    this is dedicated to sarah:
    i hope you live to be 100
    and that i live to be a 100 minus
    1 day, so i'll never have to live a
    day without you
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    i'm cool