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# He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine
# I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
# I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
# If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
# Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
# Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!
# Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
# If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom
# Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
# Fat people are harder to kidnap
# What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
# If you want breakfast in bed...sleep in your kitchen!
# 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day... coincidence? I think not!
# Your village just called... they want their idiot back!
# Save Water, Drink Beer
# God Made Men First, Then He Had A Better Idea.
# Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once
# What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
# If Barbie is soo popular...how come you have to buy her friends?
# I'm Blonde...what's your excuse?
# Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
# You were so cute when you were a baby...What happened?
# My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
# Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
# Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
# I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings.
# I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
# Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
# When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
# They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
# Dont steal, the government hates competition!
# Yes.. It was me who let the dogs out!
# Don't drink and drive, you might spill the beer in your car!
# You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
# You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
# I'm knot dumb!
# My door is always open so feel free to leave
# I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
# I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
# Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
# Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
# You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
# I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
# Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
# Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
# God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
# I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
# DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
# I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
# Dain Bramaged.
# Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
# I love cats...they taste just like chicken
# Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
# Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
# It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
# Cute But Psycho...
# I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
# Life is hilariously cruel
# A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
# Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
# When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you
# Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed