Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour
Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream
Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!
u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!!
roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.
HOPPY EASTER EVERYONE....GBY & UR FAMILYS FOR MANY YEARS TO COME
FRIENDSHIP... a connection between 2 souls, who'll stay side-by-side between losses or goals. They'll understand problems and solutions alike, they wont turn each other down through disputes in their lives. To find a true friend... thats something we need, but to be a true friend... thats something indeed. Friends could be differents through peoples in race... its not something you find, its something you make. Friends could be differents through peoples in sex... but to have a true friend is to have someone respect. Its to have someone loyal... someone who cares, someone who'll help you conquer all of your fears. A friendship is 2 people bonded together, but our friendship will be the strongest forever!!!
some one thats ..stable got thur shit together and knows what he wants ..someone thats not gunna run off and break my heart but thats never 100% some one with amazing eyes and cute smile someone with good hygean..no abusers or cheaters...i hate head games ..someone that when he sees me cry the first thing hes says is whos ass am i kicking..someone with a kind heart..but has a bad boi side..someone i can trust nd reliy on..i dont need someone moochin off me...been thur 2 manytimes
someone that knows and excepts that i do got a daughter that she does got a dad but she could allways use more ppl in her life not maken anyone be a father figger but if u r with me she will see u alot..
ummmm....thus more but yea anyways hows that..
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top.
But look how far *** kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.
So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.
I GOT MY PHONE TODAY SO PASS UP THE LUCKY NUMBERS
