WHAT YOU DID & WHAT YOU GOT

Academy Award and nine-time Grammy-winning rapper Eminem has Relapsed and released a new album. Universal Music and Nexopia wanted to celebrate by giving one lucky Nexopian a complete Eminem CD library.

We asked you to write down, record, or videotape an original hiphop rhyme that you composed.

Since we wanted to make sure that you were coming up with new material and not just sending us some old crap you conjured up two years ago, we wanted your hiphop rhyme to be on one of the following topics:

• Relapsing
• Eminem
• Nexopia
• Your mom

One lucky grand prize winner walked away with a complete Eminem CD library, and ten runner ups received Eminem/Nexopia gift sets.

 

WINNERS

Grand prize winner:

69.SHADOW.69

 

Runners-up:

JORBJORB

[ Click here for the recording ]

Uh jorbjorb represent

thanks to mobb deep for this discusting beat

slim shady got me acting crazy for this new shit i'm addicted
never quitin, I keep this shit bumpin so loud my neighbors
start carin why? cause he swearin? quit your starin
let him say what he wants to say I know you don't matter anyway
Give this to your 5 year old to listen to everyday
like slim says maybe him and a friend
will take two m 16's and pop 6 kids each (just kidding)
But seriously eminem is the king of rap care to differ ? RATATATAT (haha)
Everything he says is a lyrical gang bang reminds me of the wu tang clan on speed
I got one thing in my cross hairs, those cds are mine you betta back off cause pointed at you are 2 nines
nexopia is on my ass and i gotta surpass the others motha fuckas in this contest it's no contest
I'm best here and slims the best in every nation so change the fuckin radio station cause your on a lyrical probation
it's time to collapse once again and than go into relapse

been there done that too much in the past and i'm back at nexopia again into relapse
this shits addicting i tried many times to quit but turns out this shit is just too legit
22 000 posts and the reason i wrote for termination was "it's just my decision"
What was I thinkin? 3 weeks off nothing else to do but jack off wack off do what ever off?
damn and I'm back with like what my 5th account? it's time to do a head count (`1,2,3,4)
of every person I had a little beef with, fucked around with, had some fun with, got crunk with (haha)

thanks mom for makin me food while I creates another rude story in this motha fuckin lab
thanks for all the cussin and headphone blarin while you try to ask me if you look good with what you wearin
I'm sorry I've been an asshole for the past hour I just need to win this thing I'm not so sour
I'm your boy with a bunch of a toys and nothing better to do but write a rhyme about shit you call noise
and Don't tell dad I didn't cut the grass for this cause instead I actually had to smoke some grass for this
I wish I had that weed DRE smokes it musta help slim with the shit he wrote damn this song fucked my throat

haha everyone at nexopia listen

eminems a guy that proved that you don't need to be killed to be someone (mr notorious)
he's a guy that proves that you don't need to be black to be sick at this shit

word.

 

Seabs7

When I relapse I collapse, I can't take this wait on my shoulders, it's like a boulder and it's over, I'm done, this isn't even fun anymore, all I can see is blood on the floor, and blood on the door, I can't do this no more, this is bull shit and your full of shit, bitch, I just found out you were a snitch, you better watch your mouth before you end up in a ditch, I can't even rhyme and I still throw down a better line than you, your through, you cant compete with me cuz I'm the raps MVP, people like you envy me, I dont even know why your talking to me, you should have just kept on walking down the street, but now i gotta lift you off your feet and you won't even make a peep, but the funny thing is that no one will miss you, they'll all just diss you and piss on your grave cuz you are worthless, this was't even worth it, your wasting my time trying to battle me, i'm the one who set you free and you'll always remember me, the names seabs, and dont you forget it, cuz i'm the only one on here whos poetic.

 

PLAC3BO

Relapse (all coming back to me)

like Em I've relapsed with "start-shit-itis",
parked a scion in front of asians to start this alliance,
I cause teens to follow my steps like the leader ship,
harass a girl on nexus while jerking off in a lexus thats parked at the dealership
blew a nut in the glove compartment where I kept my garments
after I took a backwards dunk in the trunk, also known as a dump
ran out the car naked with a woodie, cause I jizzed on my hoodie
now I'm literally going assed out while being asked out by the chick 2 days ago I passed out with,
she said "I hid your outfit and you'll never find it" I said "I doubt it",
then I thought of the glove box where I kept the love socks,
I should've put the clothes in the back while I facked, but she was knackin my sack
so hard and reckless, I choked her with her necklace, and said look in the trunk, you'll eat shit for breakfast.

 

Dexta

Oh shit I dun told myself I wouldn't relapse ever again
But I passed out beside a half done bottle of Vicodin
Look's like the psychics win, they dun' told me that I wouldn't be able to hold this shit in me man
So here is the plan, we're going to lie to The Man, because I don't know a body who wants to end up in rehab again
I go see Doc for a checkup, I play dressup, I tell him that my name is Jessica
I just had a, couple of beers with a couple of queers, before I met ya
Smoked a couple blunts before I left, then popped a Lunesta
I guess-uh that now the time would be best-uh
For you to hear my riddle-ba-biddle-hum-do-diddle
How many packages of skittles would it take ta
Get my Doctor to understand why I did the
Different things I did after I swore that I would not

Now he's got me Placed under order like under hammer and sickle
Put me under Matt Pickles,(raptallica) and I'll have your f-in brains pickled
and Kept in a jar, underneath my work desk// Take it out from under me and smell it when I'm feeling a bit stressed
I may just be going crazy a little bit yes, unless it's normal to feel like you got 3 chest bursters in ya chest
Some say that I'm the best, some say I ain't// Some say I'm bound for hell, some call me a Saint
I got two sides to me like 2 face, or Mr. Harvey Dent// 1 side like Slim Shady, the other like Eminem
Some say I'm insaneeee, but I don't listen to them// I pop a Xanax, a valium and play The Eminem
Show, or Relapse, or even Encore// I memorize Em songs like it's a fucking sport
Now this rap got out of hand I don't want to claim it anymore
But here's your fucking Relapse rap, now where's my reward?

 

ContraVerse

Relapsin

Listerine gone and im
Mr. Mean keen a machine
Lean but ill cut your speen
Not seen so im scott clean
Not like Hannible an
Animal caught by man
Cunt punt a nun for fun
Just grip her and strip her
A ding dong lIke King Kong
Hit a bong Cheech & Chong
Shit ill preech all nightlong

{Corus}

I was waking and
Faking a new who
No one really knew
Start with drinking and
Not smart get thinking
Maybe 1 last time
Baby its no rhyme
And thats when im not
Stoppin start poppin
Pills for fills and thrills
Chills Pm Dm
A toke, line a coke
Choke E and OD
Like i Use To be
Relapsin shit like
Mike howd it happen
Never lose this rhyme
Everytime shit
Quit? Im hexed? Whats next

This sultry its adultry
Nah its rape and you wont escape
What mum you cant make me cum?
Bet dad wished you wernt this bad
Now come here pumpkin and give
Dada a blumpkin haha
Got Bauer in the shower
Oh so sadly like Stan Lee
Jack cowers he lacks powers
Tendered his grion like serlion
Broken glass grab and gash
Spilling blood like the Great Flood

(corus)

I come tweaking sneaking peaking
Hackin into your Windows Live
Cussin to me, like it wasnt to be?
He got his face all over My Space
Look... a mace? A book in the face
Took your strife and twitter the wife
Bam just like a grand slam hitter
And got you like Nexopia
Also Kinda like Sophia
In a box closterphobia
Must molest the baby sitter
Just like all the rest and slit her
Oh Shout go on let it all out
Like that coffin you coughing yet
Anthrax, fight alright like this axe

(corus)

Leathal injection An irection
Epinepherine Pumpin Hef again
In a bathroom stall reckin the mall
Choaking coking Off the bathroom floor
Adrenalin busta door panel en
Make an escape and lets make it rape
Here soldier Crank Dat while i spank that
And den bend and take it up the end
Shoot you and salute you hey now your
Sea Man or What? call ya Navy Boy?
Now behave boy thats no toy see man

 

Slyrocket

I was at the store/ with my good friend stevie/
lookin' to score/ with this girl thats easy/, a dumb blond beezy/, with a plastic rack/
i tell'em take it easy/, actually no, be riight back/,
went round the corner/ and to my horror/, and this guy gave me a smack/
i hit the pavement, and my head got a wack/
he said it was an accident/ and grabbed my wallet, told me he'd get-me-back for-rent/
i said i need that for dope/ so he throws me a dime-and-a-rock/
i say "HEY BUT I DON'T/.." he cut me off and said "I DONT GOT TIME-TO-TALK/"
i started home, and put that shit in my sock/
lit up in my room, and after could barely walk/ my legs felt like they got rocked/
oh shit, my door was unlocked/ and my drunk mom stumbled in/
we began to fight, then my dad rumbled in/
knocked my ass out for smokin crack/
I was decked, like smokes in a pack/ left with a black eye and an ice pack/ on my sack/ and a one way ticket to AADAC/

i was going crazy, thinkin' bout goin to school, with knifes- and-bombs/ and gats to boot/
they smashed my pipes-and-bongs/ and took my papers now i got no dubs to hoot/
six months later, food was my substitute/ i spent 5 of those six at the mcdonalds institute/
i soon found out that my artteries had a clog/
ran home, put it in my blog/ with a title 'YO DAWG"/
i never used glasses/ i drank coke By the bottle, for that my dad whipped 3 of my 4 visible asses/
the only cups i touched were my double d's and reese/, goddamn i was obese/

it was 9:38/ PM stevie came over again/
said he just upped the crime-murder-rate/ and hasn't been sober-since-ten/
i broke down, and told him my troubles involving the recency/ of my obesity/
he said one word, and it was cocaine/ i said are you fucked in your dome-brain?/
he said that shit makes you thin/, like a pin/ and said wait one min/!
ran to his truck/ no wait he drove a taurus/ and came back with blow stronger than chuck/ norris/
he had me convinced, it was a win/ win/, no more mcdonalds for din/ din/,
i'd be to damn broke/, cause i'd spend my money for a lightbulb toke/
damn that shit gave my wallet an attack/ god damn you, crack!/
sent me to the hospital cause i just had to collapse/
stevie my best friend convinced me to relapse/

 

B[.Y.]BS

from the moment that my moms sperm fused to my dads egg
the doctors were concerned that I would be brought up in a bad plague
so as I layed in my Dad's urethra, embedded to this wall
I began to plot my escape, then i suddenly grew claws
one claw, two claws, three claws, then four
five minutes later my placenta hit the floor
bye bye daddy, no longer do I need
your body as support, im on my own to feed
so I crawled through the hospital with the aid of my nails
I began to grow fangs, and accordingly a tail
I developed hunger, I could smell something beautiful
all I could hear was thunder as I approached the pharmaceuticals
I began to stock up, using my stomach for safe keeping
hydrocodone, hydromorphone, plus zopiclone for later sleeping
my body began to seize, I was in cardiac arrest
my tail disappeared, and my claws had fucking left
thats when I woke up 19 years later, strapped to a hospital bed
they said I had ingested hallucinogens, and I should have been dead

 

*Daqwan*Baller*

 

BlackThought

Exoskeletons envelope my mind, reversing through time
used to murder words, I mean devoloping rhymes
fixin on how to shoot up with the ink, a delinqu
ent purging thoughts with the foccet from the sink
give up the drive to thrive from taking lives
by using knives and hearing children screamen through their eyes
reverse again and send it back through a relapse
seiz facts and turn them into beat snacks
ya hear that? the manaquin man defeated demand
from the return of the shady camped in the tan tinted sedan
cause he's off the wall sprawled to elicit applause
by 3 am he's drinking blood and bath water guts
suts of soap mix in with the human stew
abused from the lack of an adult supervised crew
Marshall B Mathers latherin the chainsaw
brains in awe outside the skull, a face lift
break this addictive personality faceless
man trying to turn a 180 in life, braveness
save this for numero deuce, a fuse of clues
to lead you to another relapse, it'll ensue
murder and mayhem thats another eminem
turn a dick into a pussy and call it feminin
cause his flow gets ticketed twice, so call it refined
channel it like a broke tv, theres no screen time
about to stir some shit , so go ahead and factor that
there aint going to be no more aftermath, after that

 

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