CONTEST: Foo Fighters Tickets
Posted: February 1, 2008
With punch lines ranging from snort inducing one liners to unrepeatable tirades of poor taste, this was hands down one of the best and most hilarious contests we've done to date. Seriously, some of you should be on stage with this stuff...
WHAT YOU DID & WHAT YOU GOT
By coming up with some pretty original new punch lines for the most famous drummer joke in history five people from Winnipeg, Sakatoon, Edmonton, and Vancouver walked away with 2 tickets to see The Foo Fighters live! Hopefully you all had as much fun writing them as we did reading them (although some of what we read, we wish we could erase from our now shattered minds.)
But anyway, without further adieu, here are all the winners as well as our pick for best joke in the category of fired drummer one liners.
WINNERS
Guitar-Virtuoso x.*-[Squid]-*.x UnRiVaLeD --thedoors-- anclrew -devon Just[ii]n jonc363 Schlosser [C]atastrophic; mr.tootuff [c]orey TitlePending ~hockey.star~ El-Scorcho SunOfABeach evolved. Shining.Star infectaffect?
Q: What did the drummer say before he got fired?
A: "How about less rock, and more interpretive dance? My arms are sore."
Q: What's the difference between a live drummer and a drum machine?
A: You only punch the instructions into the machine once!
Q: What did the drummer say before he got fired?
A: "I'm an expert on Guitar Hero; let me have just one Guitar Solo!!"
Q: What did the drummer say before he got fired?
A: "Hey guys, pass the extinguisher."
Don't like the punch lines we chose? Well too bad, but feel free to click here to read many many more awesome runners up.