There's been no free ride in Hedley's steady climb to the top, and much of their huge appeal lies in the band members' refusal to take themselves too seriously. "We're not rocket scientists—or rocket surgeons," chuckles Hoggard. "We're the same jerks we've always been. But our show is no longer about flashing lights and us running around pulling our pants down – we've really grown as writers, musicians and performers, so now it's the full entertainment package." That refreshing mix of lightheartedness and honesty lies at the heart of The Show Must Go, Hedley's much-anticipated third album, which they are now taking on tour with special guests Boys Like Girls, Stereos, and Fefe Dobson.
We've all seen how candid and open Jacob Hoggard and his bandmates are during interviews. Here's a shot of them being interviewed, but what do you think they'd say?
We asked you to take this photo and pretend you were the lucky person interviewing Hedley and post 10 lines of your "interview" with them. The entries we thought were the best scored a pair of tickets to see Hedley live!
skittles48 - Penticton
Q: If you could have a different job for one day what would it be?
A: Jacob - Male stripper, hands down
Tommy - Lion Tamer
Dave - Chris and I had this conversation last night actually, it would be totally awesome to be a taxis driver have all these randoms strike up conversations, and you'll probably never see these people again.
Q: Whats gonna be your favourite stop on the tour?
A: The entire tour is gonna rock and gonna be loud and upbeat, but probably in Penticton on March 22,(crowd: WHOOO!!!) Its so close to Hedley.
Q: Whats your favourite thing to do during travelling?
A: Snakes and Ladders! We play it all the time.
Chris - I'm the best!
Q: Describe yourselves using the least words.
A: Tommy - Talented
Chris - Pro!
Dave - hottest-guy-in-Hedley
Jacob - The-Man!
Q: Haha. Well finally. Have any of you had any encounters with a '"cougar" as you would call it?
A: Jacob - Of course they can't get enough of our manliness, at every age.. haha but seriously Dave and I have had a few experiences like that.
Tommy - We should have invited one to play snakes and ladders!
Burto.n - Penticton
Q- What is you're favourite part in making a music video?
A- All of it, The bloopers are the best part
Q- Do you love your fans?
A-
Tommy: Are you kidding me it's amazing!
Jacob: Especially when they scream are names, it's like the night before all over again!
Q- Do you think twilight is a joke?
A-
Dave: Hey now, if i was edward i would be set for life the ladies love him even thought hes covered in glitter!
Jacob: Um no!? if i had ladies and gentlemen screaming at me in the theatre and crying id be lovin it, Bad ah bah bah bah im lovin it
Q- What gave you the idea of having the music video "Dont Talk To Strangers" so kinky?
A-
Jacob: It was'nt really an idea it was more like many dreams i've had before
Chris: well my friends mom in highschool use to tie me up like that so thats how i got the main idea
Q- What's your favourite song to party too?
A-
Dave: When you look me in the eyes, i always sing it to jacob
Jacob: I Gotta feeling it gets me so pumped
Tommy: BIEBER! hahahha jk! Sexy chicks i love that song!
Chris: Thunderstruck, dah nah nah nah.... THUNDER YEAH!
algo;phobic - Penticton
Q: How are you guys today?
A: Like a boss.
Q: You all look very stylish, but I want to know what your favourite item of clothing is?
A: None. As in no clothes.
Q: If you could be any chocolate bar, what would you be?
A: Ex Lax, I've always liked explosions.
Q: If you were in a house fire, & you were naked, would you eat the last bagel?
A: No. But speaking of eating, I saw your mom last night...
Q: Where do babies come from?
A: www.ebay.com. No? Just me? That's cool...
DOLLIES. - Victoria
Q: How did you guys decide on the title: Don't talk to strangers?
Jacob: Well this one time I was driving around in this huge white van, and I saw Tommy, and his sexy goatee, I offered him candy, but really I had none. It was love from then on.
Dave: That's not true. I didn't get the option of getting in or not, Jacob is forceful.
Q: If you could each stay somewhere for a week where you wouldn't neccessarily be, where would that place be?
Dave: I would live underground, and befriend all the gophers.
Tommy: I would live with rastafarians.
Chris: I would be Tarzan. Jungle that shit up.
Jacob: I would live with the Kardashians, or the playboy mansion.
Q: Do you think you'll be playing music at a very old age?
Chris: I think we'll be in wheel chairs, just being badasses playing you know?
Jacob: I'll leave my voicebox to you in my will, that way when I'm dead I can still be fucking awesome.
Q: If you could live in someone elses shoes for a day, who would it be?
Chris: P-diddy.
Tommy: Britney Spears
Dave: An inflatable bouncy castle, with hot women using it.
Jacob: Godzilla.
Q: What do you guys do in your spare time aside from make music?
Jacob: *looks at all of them* We go to my moms basement and have a big orgy.
HAPPYVALLEY - Victoria
Q: Who'd win in a fight, Chris Norris, Jackie Chan, Or a panda bear?
A: Jacob: "Oh man, I got to say thats a pretty hard one, but I'm gunna go wit the panda bear I mean have you seen their teeth? they'd intrance you with their cute looks then rip you apart"
Q: If you could pick any means of transportation what would it be?
A: Dave: " A whale, that shit would be awesome, wait no no that bird thing from the movie Avatar"
Q: If you could have any girl in the world who would it be?
A: Jacob: "Why have a girl when you have a band? thats right i just anwsered your question with a question. "
Q: Chris what made you take up drumming?
A: Chris: "Cause I like to bang things"
Q: Tommy, what would you say is an epic high five?
A: Tommy: " Running towards each other jumping in the air, getting a solid slap noise, earth boming high five"
-xHALEY. - Victoria
Q: If you could have any other job, what would it be?
A: Maybe a vampire slayer. I'd rather not have sparkly bastards wandering through the streets, causing people to go blind.. hell, I'd be a hero.
Q: How do you feel about 2012?
A: Complete Bullshit. But if the world were to end, we would all spend our last night together-getting completely wasted. Then, when we're drunk enough, we'd go get Miley Cyrus! (Jake): Sorry, Tammy!
Q: What are your greatest Weaknesses and Strengths?
A: I dont have any weaknesses, as for strengths? These babies, right here! (flexes, and kisses muscles).
Q: What is the last time you were angry or sad?
A: I think last christmas. I was angry because I noticed that Santa didn't eat any of the cookies, or drink any of the milk I left for him. Then I was sad because I was told he wasnt real. (Pouts)
Q: Do you have any advice for people who want to be like you?
A: (Laughs) Uhm, dont be. Hell, be the opposite. My mommy still won't talk to me.
frankkie - Prince George
Q: So you guys have been on tour a lot in the past few years, do you ever really want to just
stop the tour sometimes and go home?
Jake: Well you know of course we're going to miss our families being on the road so much but
we kinda are our own family. Like my buddy Tommy here; he's my little cuddle bear.
Tommy: That's true. Jacob has definitely got some cuddle skills, but sometimes it's a little
uncomfortable. Almost feels like he has a flashlight or something in his pocket..
Chris: Tommy I don't think it's a flashlight..
Q: What would be your guys' dream concert to perform?
Jake: you know I've always wondered what it would be like to be in one of those big huge
guinea pig balls, but for humans. Walk all over the audience. Damn that'd be awesome. Maybe
something with fire too. Pull a Gene Simmons and spit some flame.
Q: So this question is for Dave, You were at one point a Prince George citizen. How does it feel
performing at a familiar place such as that?
Dave: Well it's always exciting going back and seeing how the place has changed and maybe
even running into an old friend or co-worker. I remember when I was back doing
*whispers* "muscials" I performed in the show Grease at the play house theater. I also taught
dance lessons to groups of really talented kids and you know it's just cool going back to your home
and being noticed by everyone.
christine12 - Prince George
Welcome... TO MUCHMUSIC! We are live on MOD with your favourite Canadian group right now.. HEDLEY! *fans clap
Alright guys , first question
Interviewer: This question is specifically directed for Dave, would you ever go on a date with me?
Dave: Well............. hunny, I wasn't expecting you to ask me a question like that, this is live television, maybe we can talk about it after the show *wink wink*
Ohhhh Dave :blush:
Next question.. this one is for you Jacob
Interviewer: Jacob, how many times have you hit on your other bandmates mothers
Jacob: "Hahaha you got to be kidding right, Look at me, im sexy, but seriously.. Chris and Tommy's mommys hit on me.. sorry guys, I had to let it out sometime"
Well isnt this question and answer session getting mighty interesting
Interviewer: Alright Chris this question is directed to you, who's the messiest band member on tour?
Chris: You really have to ask me that question, isn't it obvious, its Smelly Jacob down there.. HA HA HA
Oh you guys! we always have a great time when you come to MOD
Interviewer: Alright Tommy, we save the best for last, What did you think about the movie Avatar? Hit or Miss?
Tommy: Oh man.. it was Terrible, I am definitely into action movies or Dear John.. "puts head down.. Ladies, I can like those types of movies to you know!
Thanks guys for coming down to MOD
nnickk - Prince George
Q; I've always wondered what it's like to be on top of the much music count down. So tell me, how does it feel?
A; It feels pretty amazing, just to know the fans appreciate our music that much is great.
Q; Oh? Is it the fans you write your music for?
A; Well, kind of. We're trying to make a difference with out music. (Burst into laughter)
Jacob; I wanna get fucking rich.
Q; Dave, I heard you grew up in Prince George, how glad were you to leave?
Dave; Actually pretty happy. I miss my family, but I see them enough. It's pretty boring, but I'm glad we get to play a concert in my home town.
Q; If you were going to dedicate the show to anyone, who would it be?
Dave; All the kids who pissed me off in highschool, haha, I'm doing so much better than them!
Q; Which of the bands you're touring with would you most likely be found listening to?
Tommy; Stereos all the way.
Chris; Boyslikegirls.
Dave; Boyslikegirls, they're GREAT.
Jacob; Fefe Dobson is the SHIIIT.
NoLiesJustLove, - Dawson Creek
Do you prefer playing a small clubs, or full arena’s?
Defiantly had more of our crazier shows in crowded little shit holes where you can’t breathe, but there is no drunk like a sold out 30,000 arena.
What do you guys do between shows when traveling and such?
It used to be like a fucking 24/7 party on wheels and then that just kind of starts killing you slowly.
You’re new song “Don’t talk to strangers” has really gone the dance route.
Dude if you wanna dance, just ask.
Do you guys do any reading?
Only How To Be Awesome For Dummies.
Are you guys stoked for the upcoming tour with Boys Like Girls, Stereos and Fefe Dobson?
Soo stoked. It’s going to be our first time going to Dawson Creek, BC. Our buddys from Three Days Grace said they’re a pretty crazy crowd up there. It’s going to be chaos. Can’t wait.
Greg.Egg - Calgary
Q- If you could change anything in the world what would it be?
A- World Peace.
Q- What insipired you to write "Don't talk to strangers?"
A- All those hot cougars out there!
Q-What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
A- Expired milk, and McDonalds leftovers.
Q-If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
A- B.A.M.F (Bad Ass Mother F@!%ers)
Q- Team Edward or Team Jacob?
A- Team Jacob, edward is a flamboyant sparkling vampire, who wants to be that?
The.People - Calgary
Q: How did you guys like school? Were you well behaved, did you enjoy it, hate it?
NextContestant - Calgary
I would like to start off this interview by thanking all of you for taking time out of your busy schedual to do this interview with me today.
Q: I know in the bands travels of becoming who you are now there must be some influences you guys have had along the way, Who are they?
A: Jacob- I have been influenced by Jimmy Eat World, And the song by Bob Marley Since I was Young.
Tommy- I have been influenced by Steven Tyler
Interviewer- I guess that proves no matter what background you come from you can always come together to make great music.
Q: So there is a rumor you guys named your band after a small town in BC that was up for sale, can you confirm or deny this?
A: No,
Jacob: Hedley is a small town in BC. We stopped there every summer on our way to go camping. It was always a good place to buy beer and sometimes spend a day there. Their population is a approximately 400 and they only have one police officer. Just think of the possibilities*grin*!
Q: With all the awards you guys have won in the 3 short years do you ever stop to think this could all end tomorrow?
A: All good things must come to an end sometime right?, We always work hard and we refuse to be the reason to why it wont work. We are always positive and hopeful and will continue making plans well into the future for making music.
Q: What is one question you guys have always wanted to be asked?
A: Oh that's an easy one, Q- Can i buy your dinner. That answer would obviously be "Yes"
Interviewer- Okay one last question before we go to possibly the newest Hedley Hit single "Dont talk to strangers"
Q: What is your best advice for a Band just starting out like you guys once were?
A: Work as hard as you possibly can, Always remember you can vacation when you're retired
Stolen, - Edmonton
Question 1) Jacob, if you could go back to Canadian idol and shove your success in the judges faces, would you, and what would you say to them?
Answer 1) J- I think I would just shove our albums down their pants, so they know how it feels. I'm proud of how well we have done and it's better than any thing that would have come out of Canadian idol.
Question 2) Do you guys think if you had the chance to buy the town of Hedley right now, would you?
Answer 2) J- Fuck no, we still don't have enough money for that.
D- That would be really weird to own a town.
C- YES, I would buy it.
T- I don't think we would.
Question 3) Do you think this will be your last album?
Answer 3) J- Not a chance man, we're fking going to keep making albums until we can't anymore!
D- No, I mean, we love our music and we love what we do. I don't know when we're going to stop.
T- As long as our fans are still supporting us, everything is good.
C- It also depends on when we're going to start settling down, but I have a feeling it won't be soon.
Question 4) What's your favorite Hedley released song?
Answer 4) J- It has to be Don't talk to strangers, because the song is based on a semi-fictional event, and its so raw. Its just an interesting story and very fun.
C- Mine would be 321 because it's so upbeat and just thrilling.
D- I think I'd choose never too late because it's so mellow and it reminds me of summer.
T- Right now, I would choose perfect because it's so musically balanced and very emotional.
Question 5) If you could open up or perform for any event in the world, which event would it be?
Answer 5) J- I think we just did it. The Olympic victory ceremony was the most spectacular performance we've ever done.
D- It was fantastic to be a part of such a cultural experience for the world.
-[SPIDERMAN] - Edmonton
Q. What's the craziest thing you have ever done Jacob?
A. There has been so much crazy fucking stuff, but the best was probably '06 MMVAS. But I'm sure everybody remembers that.
Q. What do you guys look forward to when you finish a show and your just chilling in your tour bus?
A. Jacob: My blow up doll. I'm fucking kidding, well sorta.
Tommy: I don't think Jacob was kidding, but just relaxing and eating some food.
Chris: Yeah, i agree with Tommy. Just eating food, really greasy food.
Dave: I also look forward to sleeping.
Q. Both of your albums have gone platinum, are you nervous about how your newest album "The Show Must Go On" will do?
A. Not at all. (sarcasim) Of course, I just tried to make the best album I could. I ended up writting about 45 songs for it, most of them were fucking terrible, but I'm really proud of the final cut of it.
Q. You guys take off your clothes a lot. Why?
A. Jacob: Like have you looked at me, i'm fucking sexy.
Chris: I agree with Jacob, who the fuck doesn't want us naked?
Tommy: Exactly, we are fucking hot. Besides it's hard work up there on stage, it's nice to just ... take it all off.
Dave: I'm pretty sure that everybody wants us to take off our clothes, we're fucking amazing.
Q. What is the song "Don't Talk To Strangers" based on?
A. Jacob: The fucking cougars out there, their fucking hot. Oh, and Tommy's mom.
Tommy: Yeah , wait my mom is hot ?
Jacob: Sorry, had to tell you sometime.
Skissored - Edmonton
Q: Now guys, I HAVE to know. As a tattoo artist, I've seen my fair share of sick ink, the good bad and the very ugly. Where do you all get yours?
A: Jacob: We tattoo each other in Dave's basement, except Chris, because he's a pussy.
Chris: HEY. I have a tattoo.
Jacob: Dude, your moms name on your left buttcheek doesn't count. I've seen it. :winks:
Q: As a listener of both your music and the fans opinions, fans have said your music can come across as "whiney", what would you say to those fans?
A: Tommy: I like Jake's voice, it's purdy.
Jacob: You would like my mouth. Nah, it doesn't bother me. We have to take the comments, good and bad. Otherwise what kind of pretentious, snobby boy band would be be? We have our opinions, the fans have theirs. It doesn't keep me up at night. Dave cries himself to sleep some nights.
Q: Your band is known to swap a little spit in videos. If you could take any audience member behind you, and give them a big sloppy kiss, who would it be?
A: Jacob: Oh, we've swapped more than spit! Haha Only kidding...Yah but no, that guy with glasses to my left. He looks like a stallion :winks at guy:
Q: Where did you come up with the song title, "Don't Talk to Strangers"? Personal experience?
A: Dave: This guy offered me candy once if I got in his van, he promised a pony was in there too.
Chris: Man, that was yesterday and there was a pony in there! I saw it!
Jacob: Guys I don't think he said "pony".
Q: You guys are pretty sarcastic a lot of the time, kidding around aside, aren't you worried your music wont be taken seriously?
A: Jacob: In my eyes, music should never be taken too seriously. Music should be something enjoyed, listened to and appreciated. Not something to make you think your better than that girl wearing a Green Day t-shirt. We love what we love and we want to share it with the world.
:The other bandmates break out into fake tears and sobs:
Tommy: Dude, that's deep.
And that's Hedley in a nutshell! Enjoy and appreciate their new CD out on shelves now for our consumption!
Yayyyyy;.; - Regina
Q1: What is your average daily schedule like?
(Jake) Oh ya know, get up, torch a car, write a song about it, get drunk, write a song, the usual.
(Dave) You forgot about streaking down the streets of whatever town we're in!!
(Jake) Oh... ya, but that's just a given!
Q2: So what made you redo the Duran Duran video for "Never Too Late?"
(Jake) Cuz we knew we could OWN them!
(Chris) I just wanted to dance.....
(Dave) I personally just wanted to do a frickin' insane guitar solo on a floating board!
(Tom) Once I heard Jake was gonna wear a yellow suit, I couldn't say no!
(Jake) Hell yes! I ROCKED that suit ;)
Xx.Sexii.xX - Regina
Q- How do you prepare yourself for a show?
A- We dont, we just piss eachother off and have fun.
Q- What has been your biggest challenge as a band?
A- Our biggest challenge would be.... not to kill eachother when we have a bad day, cause were together like 24/7.
Q- What are your songs about?
A- They all have a different meaning, some about love, sex, choices we make, & of course cougar's.
Q- How would you define the word “success”?
A- US! I think we are so successful, we have come a long way since Canadian Idol.
Jacob- Well what do the fans think?
Fans- WHOOOOOOOO!
Q- What made you guys decide to make "Try This At Home"?
A- We just wanted to show our fans how crazy we are, & that we really dont care what anyone thinks of us.
EvilBrittany - Regina
Q: Hey guys, so everytime ive seen you live, Jacob, you end up showing off you butt, is that a continued trend for you?
A: Well i have to admit, i do like showing off my nice ass and its to send a message to all the haters, but i think weve somewhat immatured with the new album so its not gonna be the same.
Q:You guys are an amazing band and everyone loves you which makes you successful, how do you stay calm?
A: Well we just think that if we werent successful we'd be like everyone else; LOSERS! haha just jokes! I'd have to say, we are very greatful to be where we are. The fans ROCK!
Q:While on tour, how do you guys handle eachother, like dont you get sick of seeing eachother everyday?
A: We entertain eachother, if you know what i mean..(wink wink) and if someone pisses us off, we do a little thing called payback.
Q:Jacob, if you could have any super power, what would it be and why?
A: i think i would like to either be invisible so i can do sexual things with anyone, anytime or i would like to have xray vision, that would be pretty badass!
Q: Now, in the video "Cha Ching" Tim Deegan from much music is in the video wearing a wig, make up, and a dress, any explinations?
A: Well, We all as a band think that Tim Deegan is already sexy as hell, than we thought, why not dress him up as a girl? hed be even sexier. We all know that Tim Deegan thinks were the hottest guys every so we thought we'd make him feel more comfortable
Anti.Love - Winnipeg
Q: I understand Jacob and Tommy have tattoos your butt's, did that hurt?
A: Jacob: We could tattoo yours and you tell us =)
Q: What do you think of your fans?
A: Jacob: They're great as tits!!! Well...that's sort of a tie but no seriously, we wouldn't be anywhere without our amazing fucking fans.
Q:Do you like touring Canada?
A:Chris: Yes! It's the best fucking place, especially in the winter!
Jacob: The winter?! I almost froze my weiner off countless times!
Dave: I can't explain how happy I am that you haven't.
Q: This one is for Chris, maybe a little personal for the crowd but, do you have a tampon I could borrow? I heard you like them.
A: Chris: Sorry, Jacob used my last one in his tea last night.
Jacob: You really should of had some, it was delicious.
Q: Jacob, is there a reason you're always taking off your clothes?
A:Jacob: Are you complaning? Because if you are I know Dave wouldn't.
Dave:Never, Jacob. You're like Megan fox with a dick, hot as hell.
Marissah. - Winnipeg
Q: Jacob, on Canadian Idol, why did you decide to audition with "Forever in Blue Jeans?"
A: Because I'm forever wearing them! Sweatpants are gross. They show your embarassing public boner, and fail to highlight your sweet, sweet ass. Gross.
Q: How does it feel to be on tour with bands such as Boys Like Girls and Stereos?
A: Tommy: Humbling. The talent is immeasurable. Plus, they're all really good looking. If I was a girl I'd say I want to cuddle them all, but I'm not a girl....
Jacob: Dude, you've got to stop lying in interviews.
Q: What was she so sorry for?
A: Dave: Not making me a sandwich. She should be sorry. That's what girlfriends are for.
Chris: And getting mad at me for leaving my dirty boxers on her angora sweater. Boys gotta put them somewhere, right?
Jacob: That's not what the song's about at all. She was sorry because I'm much better looking than her and it just won't work. The girl is supposed to be hotter than the guy.
Q: If you could go on a date with any female celebrity, who would you choose?
A: Jacob: I'd choose Megan Fox. She's just...foxy.
Dave: I'd choose Jacob. He's a total hog.
Jacob: Funny.
Dave: I know. Oink.
Q: Describe your view on life as a band in five words.
A: Jacob: This is the sweetest thing.
Tommy: I want this to last.
Dave: Our fans are totally awesome.
Chris: The tour bus smells AWFUL.
sonyaSTITCHED - Winnipeg
Q: Where is your favorite place to be?
A: Jacob: MY FAVORITE PLACE TO BE IS CHRIS'S BASEMENT WATCHING HIM WATCH SCARY MOVIES BECAUSE HE LITERALLY SHITS HIMSELF!
Dave: I do not, I am way more manly than you *muscle flex*
Hedley: HAHAHAH
Q:Directed towards the song title "For the nights I can't remember".. how many nights ARE there that you cant remember?
A: Chris: A lot more times than I would like have been spent with Jacob more than half naked
Jacob: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN REMEMBER THAT?! SHE ASKED HOW MANY YOU CANT REMEMBER
Chris: It's not like you give me a choice...
Q: Do you like pizza?
A: Jacob: In fact I do! Almost any pizza, as long as Tommy didn't make it, It should be good.
Tommy: Excuse me, But I make a damn good pizza! And you know it!
Dave: *whispers under his breath* you wish
Q: If you guys could pick between having a crab or vampire fangs on your next CD cover, which would it be?
A: Tommy: Obviously the crab, We aren't into that twilight shit.. no offence intended.
Jacob: My mom read twilight to me every night before I went to bed for about 3 months.
*Everyone stares at Jacob*
Q: If you could do in real life, without cameras rolling, what you did in the "321" music video, would you? and where?
A: Chris: I totally would! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! I personally, would do it at superstore, BECAUSE REAL CANADIAN SUPERSTORES ARE THE PLACE TO BE!
Dave: I agree one hundred percent eh.
*croud cheers*
Q:How would you describe yourselves in one sentence?
A: Hedley: The sexiest motherfuckers your dad has ever swung at with a baseball bat.
Q: If you could live anywhere for the rest of your life where would it be?
Jacob: Mom's basement, easy.
Dave: Jacob's mom's basement, duhhh!
Tommy: JACOB'S MOMS BASEMENT IS THE PLACE TO BE!
Chris: *Turns into the crowd towards a young female fan & points at her* In her mom's basement.
Q: Do you ever get homesick when your on the road?
A: Dave: I honestly think I rarely get homesick, I love being on the road and meeting all the fans, performing and then having some damn good partys afterwards, But sometimes I do wish I could just
go sit in Jacob's basement and enjoy a pizza to myself... It's hard not to miss that.
Tommy: I occasionally get homesick, but let me tell you one thing... Home cooked meals are not something I miss when Im on the road. Fast food is totally the shit! WE EAT IT ALL THE TIME! Even when we're at home, Mcdonalds/Burger King/ Wendys, that kind of shit IS our home cooked meal.
Q: What is the craziest thing you've ever seen?
A: Chris: I saw Jacob walk an old lady across the street, without hearing one cuss word or any comment on how wrinkly and saggy her skin is! I was extremely surprised, It didn't seem real to me.
Jacob: She gave me five bucks for walking her across the street, plus she said she liked one of my tattoo's, AND SHE HAD SOFT HAIR, CANT MESS WITH OLD LADYS LIKE THAT! they'll kick your ass.
Q: This is going to be easy for you guys, what body part do you like most?
Jacob: My butt.
Tommy: Jacob's butt.
Dave: Jacob's butt.
Chris: Jacob's penis.
*Long silence*
Chris: HAHA, just kidding... Dave's penis.
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